MEMO: From Vice Chancellor Screwtape to Senior Tempter Wormwood
My Dear Wormwood,
My very dear Wormwood. How proud I am to come to you once again to congratulate you on yet another promotion. I knew that your appointment to the Political...
(Yes, this is snark and will be mean spirited. Even for many in poor taste so if that's not your cup of tea you can stop reading now and move to something else that doesn't offend)
By now you've heard...
Well that’s a relief.
Turning Point USA founder and outsized noggin owner Charlie Kirk assures us that the Covid-19 vaccine was not responsible for Aaron Rogers’ possible season (and career?) Achilles’ tendon injury in last night’s game against the Buffalo...
Ever since I was forced by circumstances to inform you that our former President actually believes that tomatoes and bananas, along with pineapples(?) constituted lethal projectiles, and must be met by maximum force. it's been eating at me. (pun...
“I poop on Tucker Carlson.”
This was the money quote Friday night during a press conference with “Triumph The Insult Comedy Dog” after he and seven other employees the of “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” were told to sit and...
What was it that Snake Plissken said in Escape from LA? The more things change, the more they stay the same. The GOP is nothing if not predictable, but they still keep trying to adapt.
Prime example. GOP Senator Ron Johnson...
There have been many many times in the course of writing about Trump world and the GOP in general that I have seriously wondered if I could be hallucinating, or alternatively if the computer is haunted. Josh Hawley running...
Just a silly Tweet diary, but this thread was too funny not to share…
All credit to Noah Kulwin who kicked it off.
https://twitter.com/g_meineke/status/1557904608529375234
Kevin McCarthy’s gonna steal that.
And Rand Paul, and Gym Jordan, and…
https://twitter.com/TalkingS2ndvich/status/1558034040183173121
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https://twitter.com/sublimeidealist/status/1557910296903163904
Hey, he’s worried about Mar-A-Lardo…
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https://twitter.com/LegalMinefield/status/1557903717046763520
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https://twitter.com/Ready4FreshAir/status/1557903409352609793
Yup, expect it all...
Yesterday was quite the day, what with the conclusion (so far as we know for now) of the January 6 Committee's reports.
Randy Rainbow didn't miss a beat. Today, he got right on yesterday, and he's on top of it.
One...
You know for someone who was born with a solid gold ingot up his ass, was admitted to Wharton Business School with grades that would make Dennis the Menace blush, given billion dollar loans with a credit rating lower...
