“I poop on Tucker Carlson.” This was the money quote Friday night during a press conference with “Triumph The Insult Comedy Dog” after he and seven other employees the of “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” were told to sit and...
In a sad day for Santa lovers everywhere, Sarah Palin bested Jolly Old St. Nick in Saturday’s June 11th open primary to replace the late GOP Rep. Don Young as Alaska’s sole representative in the U.S House. After a...
Ever since I was forced by circumstances to inform you that our former President actually believes that tomatoes and bananas, along with pineapples(?) constituted lethal projectiles, and must be met by maximum force. it's been eating at me. (pun...
MEMO: From Vice Chancellor Screwtape to Senior Tempter Wormwood My Dear Wormwood, My very dear Wormwood. How proud I am to come to you once again to congratulate you on yet another promotion. I knew that your appointment to the Political...
Donald Trump is running out of money. Yes, he has that $122 Million stashed in his war chest but the RNC, pests that they are, would probably have something to say about it if he tried to pull it...

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