“I poop on Tucker Carlson.”
This was the money quote Friday night during a press conference with “Triumph The Insult Comedy Dog” after he and seven other employees the of “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” were told to sit and...
Reps. Beavis Jordan and Butthead Gaetz held an impromptu presser in their dump of a living room today to announce that they and other assorted seditionists in the House Dumbass Caucus had sent a letter to the DOJ and...
Well that’s a relief.
Turning Point USA founder and outsized noggin owner Charlie Kirk assures us that the Covid-19 vaccine was not responsible for Aaron Rogers’ possible season (and career?) Achilles’ tendon injury in last night’s game against the Buffalo...
You know for someone who was born with a solid gold ingot up his ass, was admitted to Wharton Business School with grades that would make Dennis the Menace blush, given billion dollar loans with a credit rating lower...
MEMO: From Vice Chancellor Screwtape to Senior Tempter Wormwood
My Dear Wormwood,
My very dear Wormwood. How proud I am to come to you once again to congratulate you on yet another promotion. I knew that your appointment to the Political...
In a sad day for Santa lovers everywhere, Sarah Palin bested Jolly Old St. Nick in Saturday’s June 11th open primary to replace the late GOP Rep. Don Young as Alaska’s sole representative in the U.S House. After a...
You gotta hand it to former North Carolina ultra-MAGA frat boy Congressman Madison Cawthorn, he really knows how to amp his knuckle-dragging gun fetishizing base, filming himself dramatically tracking down a dangerous legless mannequin through what looks to be...
Everyone pretty much already knows how Marjorie Taylor Green feels about the Orangeutan, but the following video leaves little doubt:
https://twitter.com/CurtseyWilliams/status/1553716882741534720
I got just one thing to say about that…
https://twitter.com/durrati/status/1553731312523132929
Well, two things…
Who put the Fruit Loops bowl on drumpf’s head for...
What was it that Snake Plissken said in Escape from LA? The more things change, the more they stay the same. The GOP is nothing if not predictable, but they still keep trying to adapt.
Prime example. GOP Senator Ron Johnson...
(Yes, this is snark and will be mean spirited. Even for many in poor taste so if that's not your cup of tea you can stop reading now and move to something else that doesn't offend)
By now you've heard...
