I have to say that I am impressed with Twitter co-founder and CEO Jack Dorsey. He appears to have taken a stance and he's not backing down. He is apparently not intimidated by Donald Trump's horse and pony show...
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.  George Carlin I beg that you'll excuse for shooting for the trifecta here, but the more that I write about various aspects of this whole Trump-North Carolina convention kerfuffle, the more that, like...
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things   George Carlin You know, as I've gotten older and seen more shit, I've been forced slowly to admit that sometimes life really does imitate art. Case in point, after spending 3...
Here's a line you'll never hear in the movies, Do what you want to the girl, just leave me alone!   George Carlin Well, that moved a bit Faster than even I expected, but waddaya gonna do? Apparently there's one low lever drone in the Trump...
Did you ever notice how anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot, while anybod who drives faster than you is a maniac?   George Carlin When you look at all of the truly insane shit that Trump pulls every...
Just think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider than that!   George Carlin I just started thinking about this recently, in the last day or so, brought on by an...
I have the greatest name in the world, George. Because when you spell it, it never ends. Look, Geor-ge-or-ge-or-ge .  George Carlin Look, do me a favor. Actually read the article before you start coming up with smart shit to say to me...
Here's a sentence you've never heard before, Hand me that piano.   George Carlin OK kiddies, make sure that the safety bait is snug across your waist, and make sure you keep your arms and legs inside the car at all...
People keep telling me that I can't complain about politics because I don't vote. I tell 'em, Fuck You! I'm the only one who can complain since I didn't help to put the asshole in there!   George Carlin I like to think...
I love NASCAR. When else am I going to see a 32 car pile up, and not be in the fucking thing   George Carlin Washington DC is a lovely place in the spring, especially when the cherry trees are in bloom. Blocks...

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