MAGA’s Version Of Michaelangelo’s David
Yes, I know, never a day goes by without something out of the You Can't Make This Stuff Up file. Today we look at...
Trump: “I’m Leading In Almost All the REAL Polls” Almost? It’s...
Donald Trump is doing great, thank you for asking. He's doing really well. That Thorazine shot really helps. Donald wants you to know that...
MAGA Melts Down, Demands Trump Fire “Traitorous Filth” Managers
There are two major ruckuses taking place on Truth Social and they are related. Donald Trump can't handle the killer crowds that are turning...
John McCain’s Back From the Grave. GOP Mayor Invokes His Name...
Ohhhhh, man!! What a rush of dopamine I just had and you will, too, when you see this. Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are...
Trump’s Latest Racial Meme, Kamala As A Dung Beetle
This man is filthy and vile and this is utterly disgusting. Trump reposted a meme depicting Kamala Harris "with darkened skin and with the...
Rick Wilson Describes the Last Days Of Donald Trump
Donald Trump "has electile dysfunction, he can't do it anymore," says Rick Wilson. That's the truth. Trump is headed off to Montana Friday --...
Vance Writing Foreward For Book Subtitled ‘Burn Down Washington To Save...
I wouldn't want to be Donald Trump, Jr. right now. He's going to get (if it hasn't happened already) a blistering blastfurnace of rage...
Trump Mixes SciFi Metaphors As He Depicts Eliminating Kamala
Desperation takes many forms. Donald Trump is freaking out right now. Rick Wilson says on Twitter/X: "I promise you, Trump is watching this rally...
It’s Official, the Contest Is Harris/Walz v. Fat Elvis/Weirdo. A Preliminary...
Let me introduce you to Halfway Cafe, a Substack page mostly devoted to comedy, but occasionally the author posts a straight piece and this is...
Harris Candidacy Is A ‘War Crime Orchestrated By Obama’ This Is...
I screened Idiocracy last night, not having seen it since Donald Trump came on the scene. I'm going to tell you, it may have...


























