Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away   George Carlin? Vicki Corona? Maya Angelou? Lately I've been a busy little camper talking about my amazement with the...
I think that people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that one for a while. Who knows, maybe it'll work this time   George Carlin When people ask me if I'm an optimist or a pessimist,...
Most people work just hard enough to not get fired, and get paid just enough not to quit   George Carlin You know, there are times when the arrogance of Republicans with power is terrifying, and then there are times when...
People who say that they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think that they don't care what people think   George Carlin It has been said before, by not only myself, but by others far more...
Tonight's forecast...Dark. Continued dark throughout the overnight hours, followed by widely scattered light in the morning.   George Carlin Well folks, this is it, the money shot. We've been waiting four long years for this home stretch, and we can't fuck...
For those of you who were cracking wise last week, after it was announced that Donald Trump might come forward and regale us with his views on race and unity, "And who's gonna write it? Stephen Miller? HA!" Well,...
So what is it with kisses anyway? I thought they were supposed to be all warm and romantic and shit. But look at history and popular culture. Christ was betrayed to the Romans with a wet one from Judas....
It's no secret to the yous and mes that Donald Trump would not be where he is but for the hoard of Republican enablers who have helped the biggest phony and least skilled tactician in American politics, ever, to...
El Pendejo Presidente is so funny when he's desperate! And you can always judge the degree of desperation by just how over the top he goes with his hyperbole, and how far afield he ranges with it. That being said, only a total...
OK, I'll admit it, it was actually kind of a kick issuing a national warning ticket to the police. Especially since I'm normally on the receiving end of those goddamn things. I look at it as a kind of an occupational perk. But I...

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