If visitors from another world are looking for intelligent life, they will be alarmed by what they find in Ventura County, California. A woman named “Deb” is making national headlines and even got a mention in Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue for her tirade in front of the County Board of Supervisors meeting Tuesday. She went on about face masks being the scourge of her life. She identified as a “healthy American” who “used to be free” and then equated the wearing of face masks with kinky sex.
“I am not a terrorist. I am not antifa. I am not a sex slave that wears masks. I am not into sado-masochism and bondage. I am not a burglar. I am not a pandering politician like we see here, and here, and here, and here.”
After this lengthy disclaimer she went on to the identify what, in fact, she was: a “Trump Republican.” No surprise here.
HOW IS ANYONE KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE!? Ventura County Board of Supervisors meeting. #shesings pic.twitter.com/Bkw3xcPxVA
— Katie (@Katiehugscats) June 16, 2020
There are pockets of Trumpites, even here in blazing blue California. But I have to say, this loony bird stands out. Oh well, she had her fifteen minutes of fame. It doesn’t occur to her that she’s as healthy as she is because she’s in a state where a Democratic governor got on the ball and made COVID-19 precautions happen early on. Maybe she could relocate to Arizona or Florida or Texas and see how swell it is there.
Trump’s supporters are as stunningly ignorant as he is. This aggressive stupidity is shocking to the rest of the world and the reason we are a laughing stock.
Thankfully, I think people like her are going the way of the dinosaur.
There are a lot of conservatives in Ventura county – they were the people who kept electing Tom McClintock to the state legislature, and others who are about as bad, even to congress.
And people wearing “Tr*mp” shirts to a county board meeting need to be politiely told that it’s not appropriate dress.
My favorite part was “mountains white with foam.” Wonder what kind of foam she thinks is on mountains. Shaving foam? She may have spent her whole life in Ventura County. Maybe she’s from Oxnard. Always loved that name. 😉
No, Karen, what you are is a careless, blustering idiot who is both potential Typhoid Mary and future victim of COVID 19.
I swear, I don’t know what’s in the Kool-Aid these people are drinking ?
Don’t wanna know myself.
Maybe something from one of those ‘trickle down’ theories?
These people look like they’d swallow anything.
It was quite the stand-up routine. She put quite a bit of effort into this presentation. “Let liberty ring.,” while tolling an old-fashioned school bell. The finale was a stirring rendition of God Bless America that she made all her own as she soared “mountains white with foam.”
Sometimes Ursula will take a popular song and give it new words. I keep thinking about “the beat goes on” and saying “the dumb goes on”. I’m sure she could add a bunch of riffing on that idea.
Evidently Darwin’s waiting room is full of twits who are going to drink the poisoned secretions of their god, orangebob shitpants. Makes me want to stuff a bunch of used masks in that cakehole.