I’ve heard of the beast with two backs but I’ve never heard of the beast with a face eight shades darker than its hands. Have you? But then we’re talking about a bald man who takes his last remaining strands of hair and has them pulled from all over his head and glued and sprayed to such an extent that you can smell the hair product even outside.
Donald Trump has odd marks on his hand(s) and my two best guesses are: 1. He cut himself throwing ketchup bottles or 2. Martyr that he is, he’s acquired Jesusonian stigmata. This photo was taken as he walked out the door to go to the E. Jean Carroll hearing yesterday. Maybe he wanted to stay home and the cuts are from having to pry him loose from the bed frame he was hanging onto. Here are a few other thoughts.
My God, I just had a thought: could he have done some form of manual labor? I mean, like moving a box or something? Nah. Never mind. I took leave of my senses temporarily.
This next one is good.
I’m guessing aliens landed on his hand and those are equivalent to crop circles
— Grammar 5-0 (@Grammar98566533) January 17, 2024
Herpetic. https://t.co/b9uqmIcFZW
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 17, 2024
Now we know why Melania didn't want to hold his hand pic.twitter.com/yx6eFhRLa1
— ProLib 🇺🇦 (@prolibshow) January 17, 2024
Maybe he fell out of the golf cart and scraped his hand. We can speculate all day. I still think that the most remarkable thing here is that he’s dead white everywhere, except for his heavily made up face. I seriously doubt if there was anybody more grotesquely made up or smelly in the court of Louix XIV. Trump is pretty much a degenerate of epic and historical proportions.
That’s what he gets for grabbing a hot curling iron at the wrong end! Covering a mostly bald head is a lotta work for superman and the messiah!
You beat me to it. The pic is fuzzy but it looks like burns to me.
The second part of Undinimum’s tweet is in the ballpark. I started to complete the thought but decided not to. It’s way to disgusting, far beyond “EEEEWWWW!” and though I could add a picture of Brain Bleach trust me when I say you’d need the genuine stuff. Lots of it. (That’s probably the hand he slammed on the table. A HazMat team should be called in to remove and replace it, and it should be incinerated. Hell, give the bits of whatever that sprayed around from the openings they should have those chemical showers and a change of clothes for anyone within ten feet of Trump!)
Ha ha, yes, spot on Dennis ‘eeewwww’But maybe he ruptured a haemorrhoid, after discovering another noisy valve that lives in his never regions.
He’s been jacking off giants again.
it’s a lot of work going up against Jack.
those ketchup bottles aren’t gonna empty
themselves.
I got it! Trump as we know partied hearty back when he could and would screw any gal he thought was “hot.” Maybe he didn’t avoid STDs after all. Syphilis is treatable but if left unchecked raises hell by the time someone gets older. Folks marveled over what it did to Trump hero Al Capone. Trump’s apparent descent into dementia could be accounted for over having left syphilis untreated for too long. And those pesky spirochetes finally decided the lump of toxic shit in Trump’s cranium was too much even for THEM. They decided to escape and travelled down the only well developed nerves left in Trump’s body, the one between his head and his hands with those twitter thumbs that never rest, made a hole and jumped out. Take a look if you can stand it. Open sores! Caused by escaping spirochetes!