I guess that the last five years in American politics have acted as a kind of bat guano tutorial in how the least qualified know nothings can gain power in the Republican party, if only they are stupid and obnoxious enough. That seems to be Donald Trump’s lasting gift to his party. They saw him break all the rules of political physics and now by God, they’re going to go out there on the high wire and dance on moonbeams as well. What they don’t seem to get is that Trump is somehow magically insulated by both his money and his psychosis. So far none of his aspiring successors seems to have the touch, or anywhere near it, they’re just shockingly wrong all the time.

Rand Paul certainly fits that description. After “Dr.” Paul got his ass handed to him by Dr. Fauci this morning, he went on Sean Hannity’s show to get some tea and sympathy and he told the talk show host that boy, was Fauci in a lot of trouble, because he, Rand Paul, was going to the DOJ. We’re all shaking in our boots. With laughter, let me clarify.

What’s that you say? Since when are the Republicans concerned about people lying to Congress? We couldn’t agree more. After all, there was a lot of that going around in 2019 when both Democrats and Republicans on the Senate Intelligence Committee made criminal referrals of Donald Trump Jr., Jared Kushner, Steve Bannon, Erik Prince and Sam Clovis to federal prosecutors.

You may recall that Kushner, Bannon and Michael Flynn were looking to sell nuclear start up kids to the Saudis back then, in addition to Eric Prince having a meeting in the Seychelles Islands with a henchman of Vladimir Putin’s, where the notion of Kushner having a back channel to the Kremlin was discussed.

And if you find that shocking, you must have forgotten that Donald Trump Jr. established a direct line of communication with Kremlin-connected Aras Agalarov and his family during the transition and that led to the now infamous Trump Tower meeting. And of course nobody was telling the truth about this to the Senate Intelligence Committee, are you kidding? The Agalarovs are are old buddies of the Trumps from the Miss Universe Pageant  in Moscow in 2013. The Trumps seek back channels to the Kremlin like normal folks install extension phones.

Aren’t the two bottom tweets interesting?

In all events, the battle lines are clearly drawn. Anthony Fauci is the Devil. Bill Gates is injecting microchips in the vaccine and conspiracy theory rules the day. This is what the Republican party stands for.

Although, curiously, while the party is going full on CT, today Mitch McConnell urged people to get vaccinated so things don’t get worse in the fall. I’m glad I’m not a Republican, it’s too schizophrenic for me.

 

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12 COMMENTS

  1. Yo Rand – Dr. Fauci called you a liar. That was a factual, truthful statement. He could have added a bit and called you a lying ASSHOLE. That too would be truthful.

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  2. Good grief,
    The keepers of that huge room full of smoke and mirrors, are coming unglued, becoming that beautiful old table in the dinning room, wrapped in exotic patterns of hand cut and fit thin wood, peeling up in the corners and bubbling up in the middle because the owners were too cheap to fix the plumbing leaking through the ceiling … they knew what a shit head Trump was and did NOTHING to protect our country …

    The Republicans have gone so far down, it’s too late for that table and the whole ceiling is beginning to crumble and fall, so much for sitting on their hands while the Democrats want to fix our roads, rail beds and bridges …

    All this turd-brain stuff, full-on stupidity from the coatless one in our precious House, wasting time and huge amounts of our money, to build a transparent smokescreen so we won’t drop that massive evidence into the court system that will sink a bunch of known-name Republican’s perks and pay …

    The twits are attacking Dr. Fauci … what? Such obvious idiocy will anger a world-wide tech base that actually know things and can put down these freaking Senator blame games we have already witnessed … and as far as the wrestling idiot that can’t seem to wear a coat, calling out the experts for not showing up for his song and dance questions, they have real jobs and are busy now with international virus concerns that could affect his own family, he should just shut up and STFDown …

  3. I wouldn’t trust Rand “Woodstock” Paul to fit me with a pair of Ray-Bans.
    I wonder if Fauci can sue him for defamation?

  4. If paul goes through with his threat and files and as is certain there is no merit, does he get punished for filing false charges? I mean, he obviously can’t lose his law license because he doesn’t have one but he can be fined for abusing the system. I can’t imagine Dr. Fauci going after this putz for slander-he’s just too classy for that. But if the justice department were to make an example of jerks filing bull-sh*t and wasting their time, that’d be sweet.

    • He voted against every motion forwarded by Obama and the Democrat’s for the last 6 years of Obama’s presidency, then after Trump symbolically tore up the medical care act, he and the rest of the collective didn’t have even a whisper to replace it with. After Trump preaching for months and months to Repeal and replace, Repeal and replace, Paul and Graham and McConnel had nothing, nada, butkiss. Did those 63 million dimwits who voted for the Repeal and replace trojan horse? Nope. 7 million more dimwits showed up to vote for the orange haired god of hyperbaly. This proves there’s no fix for stupid, in abundance in the GOP.

  5. Can his neighbor get double jeapordy if he beats his ass again? What jury would convict him after doing such a public service?

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