If you are looking for the lowest common denominator in our country, the place to go is Fox News, nowhere else. I honestly think that the time has come to take “news” out of the title and put Fox Entertainment up there, or better yet, Fox Shock Value, because that’s the way of it.
If you haven’t heard this yet, rapper Nicki Minaj has a cousin in Trinidad and the cousin has a friend who got a weird side effect from the coronavirus vaccine, i.e., his testicles got swollen. That caused Stephen Colbert to quip, “That’s why I got my shot in the shoulder.”
Naturally, Minaj, being a star of some caliber, was able to amplify this story far and wide. An official in Trinidad even went so far today as to say that there was no record of anybody having this symptom in the country.
So Minaj worsened the situation, which was already tacky and weird enough as it was. Here is what Fox News did.
Fox has gone from talking about swollen testicles to talking about shoving marbles up their ass pic.twitter.com/ssSUysf5Gv
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 15, 2021
Right. I can’t speak to, agree with, even look at someone from a particular political party. Ppl aren’t human any more. If you’re black & a Democrat tells u to shove marbles up ur ass, you simply have to. If another party tells u to look out for that bus, stand there & get hit https://t.co/OhjQZCbmBa
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 15, 2021
This is Fox News Primetime, we would have you know. Here’s a graph, which if accurate is certainly enlightening.
False News viewers are certainly getting their money's worth. pic.twitter.com/jz1CZRRmvu
— Office of Monty Boa (@MontyBoa99) September 16, 2021
I don’t know at this point if Fox is going for a piece of OAN’s audience or OnlyFans. All I know is just when you think they’ve hit bottom and it can’t get weirder — which is what I thought when this started a couple of days ago — Fox surprises you. This guy seems surprised.
— 8PM (@Inspectah8) September 15, 2021
Tell you what. Let’s write letters to the Estate of Dr. Suess. If only they would pull another book or two from print, Fox would seize on that for weeks and we wouldn’t have to listen to this.
How are they supposed to shove marbles up their asses when their heads are clearly in the way???
*smirk*
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I’ve heard that part of it is that Nickie’s husband is in legal trouble, and this keeps the attention off him.
Nxt time I take advice from tits & ass with a dumb bimbo attached, I will pay attention. Until now most of the ‘heads’ paying notice live below the belt line. She’s an example of desirability until she opens her mouth & reveals there’s more space upstairs than in the great plains. She also has more plastic in her than a barbie doll.