Don’t think this will go well…
Just going to leave this here. https://t.co/7BALJPtSur
— Katie S. Phang (@KatiePhang) July 28, 2022
I Hear Hershall Walker's writing
a tome on becoming a Rhodes Scholar.— Sylvia Colburn (@Sylvia_AM_C) July 28, 2022
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Yes, and I’m writing a new book on how to be a ballerina.
— Amy McGrath (@AmyMcGrathKY) July 28, 2022
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— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 28, 2022
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I’d feel better about this ‘book’ if Hawley had a chin.
— James Mielke (@LimitedRunJames) July 28, 2022
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@HawleyMO's hubris homily sounds more like a come-hither online profile than an optimal-manliness opus.
— Louis R. Bridgeman (@LouisRBridgema3) July 28, 2022
Just going to leave this here. pic.twitter.com/w2BNUCNdDh
— Chaz Stevens (@TheTweetOfJab) July 28, 2022
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Me: “I’m looking for Josh Hawley’s manhood”
Bookstore owner: “so is his wife, sir”
— This Charming Man (@Cor_Blimey_Guv) July 28, 2022
*Meep Meep* pic.twitter.com/6wiVzrxUFc
— adorable smudgie (@adorablesmudgie) July 28, 2022
It could be a RUN AWAY bestseller. Then again, it will probably be trash…
— David Benson (@ferdberfell11) July 28, 2022
Ding! Ding! We have a winner…
I usually don’t read much fiction.
— Sylvia Upkeep (@SylviaUpkeep) July 28, 2022
Lemme see if I’ve got this – the skinny, pasty skinned guy with the hair that looks like he got dipped into the toilet by his ankles for a swirly and left hanging until the hair dried is going to tell us about manliness?
Yeah. Hope he includes a chapter on how to run like a bitch. That chapter would at least be something he knows something about…well quite a bit about actually.
I always do say that the worst bitches are always the guys. Hawley continues to be proof of the thesis.
I suppose being able to run implies some degree of fitness which I guess you could describe as ‘masculine’
That is, if he didn’t run ‘like a girl’.
Please…I know quite a few women who could not only run faster but beat his ass when they caught up to him.
As one other Twitter wit put it, should have called it “Klanhood”.
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Oooo, I can’t wait to write an Amazon review Miss girlfriend…
He knows as much about manhood as humpty knows about geography, history, the Bible, any book, space, hurricanes, viruses, economics, all the wars especially the one in 1776 when Washington took over the airports, sex, hairstyles, women( I will give him somewhat a pass as no man does), but grabbing pussies is not going to win their hearts, ethics, our government, Melania, oh hell…the list is endless. One runs like a rabbit. The other steals & squeals like a piggy. What is this? Animal Farm?
“Men” that get manicures should stay away from writing books about being “manly”..
This sissy should try writing one about the womens underwear that he fancies
Keep smoot away from children…
C’mon now, surely being competitive in the 100 yard dash is a masculine virtue! 😂