Naturally, in the last week before the election we’re going to see Donald Trump pull out all the stops. You can get this beauty, as he would say, for $29.99.
Actually, I’m not sure Trumpty Dumpty is marketing this correctly. This is available for sale on Truth Social, naturally, but today Truth Social is jammed with QAnon reposts. That’s what Trump has to bring to the party these days, conspiracy theories, QAnon reposts and P.T. Barnum level chump merchandise at exorbitant prices.
And yes, it gets worse. What else would it do?
Picture the kind of complete and utter asshole who would have one of these proudly displayed in their living room… pic.twitter.com/ROw9jWn9s6
— Eric A (@culdesacfan) November 1, 2022
We have dolls, too https://t.co/sjv12uYEzj pic.twitter.com/vGliV5rEhO
— Grace Alexander (@GraceAl38236563) November 1, 2022
— MJ_pacifist (@mj_pacifist) November 1, 2022
It’s gotten too weird for me now. Time to go look for other news stories. Let me end on this note. This is one of Trump’s latest reposts on his site.
Grifters gonna grift.
They’ll be on sale for less than $10 right after the midterms, if we win. Defeating all the Orange Jesus’ endorsees has got to be job one on Nov 8. We don’t need blowout victories, just wins.
Bring it on… you suit full of horseshit! That fat old man needs two hands to lift a damn glass of water! Half his supposed ‘troops’ are either play soliders or wanna bes WHO NEVER TRAINED AS SOLIDERS. As for the traitors who took a fucking oath to defend the constitution…hunt their asses down & charge them everytime they cross the line. Number one rule: don’t play the victim or you will be one. Time to have them hide in their goddamn bunkers. What the hell do you think Washington’s response would be? He’d draw his blade and attack. Hell. He drew it against the deserters in his own army when they ran from the British. Fact. This country wasn’t started by cowards & we can’t let cowards take it over. Vote. Then when the smoke clears let’s see where we stand. Either way…fight! Since our childrens’ future IS ON THE LINE. A coward dressed up like a solider is still a coward.
His weekend commando troops are only dangerous when they are carrying and that is because they do not know what in the fuck they are doing. The reason they did not train as soldiers is because they were either A) too cowardly to enlist or B) drummed out when the military saw they were rejects. I suppose we’re lucky his base makes up the left hand side of the I.Q. bell curve.
The folks who think he’s the Second Coming will pay for that stuff, because they can’t see that he’s a fat old man.
Arnie or James Cameron should sue.
The “Ill be back” quote as well as the Terminator-esque imagery seem to be infringing on intellectual property which might not be appreciated by the creator (s) of the Terminator franchise. Wonder if diapers got permission or if he just uses the shit until someone calls him on it. I’m betting on the latter.
Just keep an eye out for uhauls full of masked ‘men’ who need a hand getting their fat asses out of the truck.
That Trump doll is about as realistic as Barbie.
I’m waiting for a comeback from Arnie on that one
“Hasta la vista, Trumpbaby”
Here you will see a re-PUKE-licananator!