Ben Carson has to be an idiot savant. He’s a competent brain surgeon, we are told, but every time he opens his mouth on some real life issue not related to neurosurgery, he puts his foot in it. Carson is an advisor on nutrition these days and he wants kids to know what it is to live off the fat of the land — starting with corn and hot dogs.
Dr. Ben Carson says he wants to introduce children to food “fresh from the ground” like “sweet corn and hot dogs.” pic.twitter.com/sdmMwKojhL
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) August 24, 2026
“The hot dogs are as high as an elephant’s eye,” yes, you’ve got the idea. Forget about chemicals, artificial coloring, any of that, Ben Carson knows of a land where these savories merely grow right out of the ground. Makes you wonder if Carson ever did psychedelics back in the day.
