He’s much to tall to have walked under a lawnmower, and I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t let Tim Walz give him a trim, so either his hair stylist had three to many gin and tonics yesterday or she hates his hillbilly guts. There is simply no other plausible explanation for what is going on with the back of his head as he toured a doughnut shop in Georgia today. Twitter had great fun earlier making fun of how awkward he was in his interactions with the employees, but the real news didn’t surface until the afternoon when someone posted the photo on the right up top and it immediately went viral… with a wealth of hilarious replies being posted in reply.
So, without further adieu…
Dude sat down in the barber chair and said, “I’d like the Simple Jack.” pic.twitter.com/RbAkFXlhgf
— Tom Lipscomb (@TomLipscomb6) August 22, 2024
Looks good on him tho…🤣🤣🤣
That's either the worst "Hillbilly Elegy meets 'Our Gang's' Alfalfa" haircut I've ever seen, or it's a badly fitting toupee. pic.twitter.com/LsZx0bBfJM
— Karen J (@KaJo503) August 22, 2024
Yup
— Harry Hall (@HarryHa65676167) August 22, 2024
We are all Moe …🤣🤣🤣
Is he in the first stages of growing a mullet?
— Eric Reese (@reeseer1) August 22, 2024
😆
all of us today pic.twitter.com/mhN3kuAo4o
— NFL = WWE (@noteom bsky) (@eomrules) August 22, 2024
Yup
@elonmusk is his barber. pic.twitter.com/LZrfntNxAm
— jklre (@pwnalisa1) August 22, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
The flowbee making a comeback? pic.twitter.com/z9gt3X8P3L
— Ƙ🤦🏼♀️𝑉 (@kris417) August 22, 2024
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
he just used a smaller bowl pic.twitter.com/N6kti2E9SJ
— Jay Sanchez (@JayTraveller) August 22, 2024
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
this is the hot new style if you're studying manuscripts in 1400s italy
— HANDS ARE FIVE SNAKES (@Fire_Badger) August 22, 2024
Yup
— Riseeka 🥥🌴 (@Riseeka) August 22, 2024
😂😂😂
canary-looking ahh pic.twitter.com/3BoEmG2ml6
— yan (*industry plant) (@ZeroXOmega) August 22, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
— Cave (@foodcave) August 22, 2024
Yup
Zippy Pinhead. pic.twitter.com/iOzGZQ4tM1
— Deeto 4️⃣ Harris (@DeetSupreme) August 22, 2024
O.K. I guess it’s safe to assume now that the weird guy has read the tea leaves and is just trying to get kicked off the ticket…
The guy in the background says it all!
Looks like the nazi fatboy from North Korea gave him a discount…either that or he loaned him his bowl. Where did he sit his banjo down? He also has a pretty mouth.
Well now, THAT’S a whole new take on short-back-and-sides…
The man is a walking dumpster fire.
Yes. And Zippy the Pinhead analogy seems most apt to me
I always wondered what happened to Meghan McCain’s hairdresser from when she used to appear on Fox.
I thing we’ve found them.
think not thing, sorry.
I ‘m going to go with toupee. Took it off for the short haircut and then plopped it back on top.
Uh, J.D.? As a fellow jarhead (a lot older than you) I have to say if you were going for a “high and tight” haircut to cosplay being a jarhead again you f**ked it up like you have your business career, your time in the Senate and especially as a VP candidate. Look, you’re a P.O.S. and while all indications are while on active duty you were a good Marine but since then you’ve turned into a “something” that like what a high and tight is supposed to look like you’ve also forgotten. Remember the term ‘sh*tbird?’ Well, despite your having turned into one I’ll offer a little help if you want to try and play bigly Marine hero to trash Tim Walz. We left active duty at the same rank so a picture of me back in the day won’t count with you but perhaps THIS Marine is one who’s example you’ll follow if you want to sport a jarhead haircut again:
Trying to join his boss in the “Bad Hair Club for Men”.
Kim Jong Un recommended his barber.