This just keeps getting better and better. After spending nine years paddling around on my water wings in the fetid swamp of Donald Trump's brain, there's one thing I learned almost immediately. The fastest and surest way to evoke...
If you've ever played any kind of competitive sports, even if just casually, then you already know the feeling I'm about to describe. There are just some days when nothing goes wrong. If you're playing golf, the cup is...
This can't end well for the GOP, nor for Traitor Tot. In the last month the world has shifted. A month ago, Traitor Tot led comfortably in every battlefield state poll, and had clobbered President Biden in their first...
For the last week or so I've been silently waiting for that first brave media soul to take the plunge and call it what it was. I had kind of figured it would take until sometime after Labor Day.
Wrong...
I can already see this coming a mile off. Arrogance and self entitlement, along with a tone deaf ear will kick your ass every time. And in less than a month, that pot is going to come to a...
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times  Charles Dickens  A Tale of Two Cities
If ever there was a perfect epitaph for the 2024 Trump campaign, that's it. A month ago Trump was on top...
The First Rule of tactics that every great general learns, after It's the ARMY, stupid!, is Don't ever get yourself caught in a war on two fronts. From Alexander to Napoleon, from Kaiser Wilhelm to Adolf Hitler, they all learned that...
This is going worse than I thought. The Hillbilly Imbecile got off of his plane today in Wisconsin, took a long walk across the tarmac to stare at Air Force Two, then turned to tell the unfortunate assembled reporters,...
This has been a long time coming, and for far too long it appeared that we'd never see it, so now that it's finally here, I suggest we all grab a frosty one, fire up the Redenbacher, turn up...
Once an imbecile, always an imbecile. Even including the assassination attempt, and his convention, you could tell traitor Tot was disgruntled. Because while the majority of the coverage featured him, othen than his acceptance speech, he wasn't the star.
Then...
