There’s always some freaky side show going on in Las Vegas and tonight look no further than Donald Trump speaking at a fundraising rally at Treasure Island. He’s trying to make money for Adam Laxalt to be in the Senate and former sheriff Joe Lombardo to become governor.

I feel like Dorothy realizing she’s not in Kansas anymore. I’m not in California anymore and yes, Trump does come and talk his crazy MAGA spiel and the Republicans have an edge in this state that they haven’t had in California since the long gone days of Ronnie Raygun.

Another night of twisted facts and made up scenarios. Here goes.

Now does he not hear the blaring music, or what? This is especially embarrassing happening in Las Vegas because I can tell you for a fact that there are some of the finest stage hands and technicians in the world here. If he was at a high school in Podunk, Iowa this might make sense but on the Strip? Seriously?

Now this will pull your heartstrings. Rudy is in the hospital (did he suffer another egregious assault? Or is this from his last assault? Anybody?) and that’s because of the likes of you and me. What I find comical about this, if there is any one person who is responsible for stressing out Rudy Giuliani, you’re looking at him.

A HEART problem! Now does that mean that Rudy is Tin Man, if he only had a heart? If Rudy is Tin Man to Trump’s Dorothy, who is the Strawman? Could be a lot of people, Eric and Junior for openers. Let’s pick Eric. And the Lion? How about Sidney Powell? She looks a lot like Bert Lahr, if you stop to think about it. And Devin Nunes is Toto, Do you like my cast?

Here’s the “Leticia is a racist for investigating me” old tune. Yawn.

We have saved our best for last here. Here is Trump talking about how everybody was happy, so happy, and then the evil Chy-nuh virus came. My recollection was that everybody was ready to commit hari kari from November 8, 2016 until Trump finally left the White House on January 20, 2021.

But he remembers it differently. It was all rainbows and unicorns.

“We were happy, I tell you happy. Everybody wanted more tariffs. They didn’t understand that a tariff meant they’d be paying more for their moo moos and flip flips from Target and I didn’t tell them. I told them that Chy-nuh was jealous because I was taking millions of dollars from there and that’s why they cooked up the virus in a bat, I mean a vat, I mean a bat in a vat, and it was born in a trunk, on a bunk, on a junk in the middle of the Chy-nuh sea. Everybody knows that.” 

Treasure Island is across the street from Trumpty’s international hotel. Maybe he went there after the rally. Don’t know, don’t care. And if Trump’s numbers fall any lower, Laxalt and Lombardo may stop caring, too.

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