This is hilarious any way you slice it. A DeSantis/Sanders ticket? Only in the realm of imagination. Somebody put through a call to Rod Serling, see if he can come up with anything more bat$hit than this one. RadarOnline is reporting that Ron DeSantis is anxious to lock down Sarah Huckabee Sanders as his vice president before he announces his candidacy for president on May 25. Um…does that mean she’d have to give up being governor, too? If that’s the case, that’s the only sound reason for this to happen, to give the poor folks in Arkansas a reprieve.
He’s going for the likability factor she would add to the ticket. https://t.co/PIoMYRamVg
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 19, 2023
“He really only has one strong choice : Sarah,” the source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “He is desperate to lock up his running mate before he makes his formal announcement. He would announce his VP candidate very soon afterward.”
“He thinks it will be a one-two punch and Republicans will be hard-pressed to look past a united front, especially if it is him and Sarah,” spilled the campaign insider. […]
A source close to Sanders told RadarOnline.com pointed out that she has ” refused to endorse her former boss ” for the GOP presidential nomination. “At the moment, she has a foot in both camps ,” it was claimed.
Sanders said of Trump, “I love the President, have a great relationship with him. I know our country would be infinitely better off if he was in office right now instead of Joe Biden but right now my focus isn’t 2024.”
Sources said that she may still be mulling over her options. RadarOnline.com reached out to a rep for Sanders for comment.
“Part of her wants to embrace the new GOP and she believes DeSantis is the man ,” the insider claimed. “But she is worried about Trump’s influence and the results of recent polls only shows that. The governor is keeping her powder dry.”
Keep your powder dry, Hucky Boo Boo. You might have to put it in your biscuits and eat it. Then you’ll explode the next time you fall down the stairs.
I’ve got a swell suggestion for DeSantis VP. Are you ready for this? Ivanka Trump. I think that way, Ivanka can explain to Daddy that he’ll really be better off out of politics and making wallets, like the one that Jared’s Dad made for him when he was in the slammer. Ivanka can manufacture the wallets under her brand and get DeSantis to pardon Daddy, or she’ll do it herself when she’s elected president in 2032.
You see how this all ties up into a bundle?
Bringing the "boys" 😡 pic.twitter.com/wfdozXaBPU
— 🇺🇸PatsLadi99 #TeamJustice 🇺🇸🍀🏈🌏🗽⛵ ✌ (@PatsLadi99) May 19, 2023
Hail hail, the gang’s all here.
You can sum up the entire fascist guns over people party with a quote from one of my favorite authors, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., “how nice to feel nothing and still get credit for being alive.” Ghouls.
Hucky Boo Boo is “likeable”???? In what alternative universe?
Well, compared to DeSantis a rabid money that’s also dying of Ebola but still has enough energy to wipe away the blood oozing from their eyes, nose and mouth before grabbing handfuls of sh*t and flinging it at the kiddies in the zoo is more likeable than DeSantis. So with that bar THAT low I suppose DeSantis could look at Sanders and think she’s likeable.
‘He’s going for the likability factor she would add to the ticket.’
Compared to him, remember.
Ivanka????
I was thinking ‘Resurrect Sarah Palin’!
Well, it’d be good for Arkansas. They’d be rid of her blithering idiot nonsense. Not sure who her Lt. Governor is tho’.
Two idiots on the campaign trail-ought to be popcorn worthy.
I am hard pressed to think of any female republican as likeable. Sanders is at least slightly better than Greene or Bobert.
Not really. She’s a fascist like the rest. A serial liar. The devil likes her.