Awwww. Maybe if she hadn’t had that long-running affair with the disgusting Corey Lewandowski, things would be different. Well, it’s done now, and the bad news is out. There is a rumor out that says Lewandowski is under investigation and that’s just lovely (for us). Those two denied everything, sometimes energetically, but we knew, everyone knew. I’m grateful for Raw Story:
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced she’d begun divorce proceedings at an “excruciating” family birthday party overshadowed by reports of her husband’s alleged “bimbofication” fetish, her mother told The Daily Mail. Corinne Arnold, 77, told The Mail in an exclusive interview that Bryon Noem has moved out of the couple’s home in Castlewood, South Dakota, and then shared how it went down.
No matter what they say, Gnome and Lewandowski *were* having an affair. It was a (very) open secret. Everyone knew. We knew! It was ridiculously obvious. One would think that a fetish is not nearly as bad as having an affair! But *Krispi* is the one who moved out. Ooookay now. So, both of them had issues, some bigger than others. They’re both idiots. How long did her husband pretend not to know about the affair?
A “blindsided” Noem had flown back to South Dakota for a grandchild’s birthday party, she said. “This was a big party where the whole family was there, Kristi and Bryon, all my kids, all my grandkids,” Arnold told The Mail. When Noem didn’t cough up the details, her mom decided to push. “Finally, I said: ‘What’s the deal? Are you going to get together again?’ And she said: ‘No. No. We’re going to get a divorce.’“
There is no way to feel sorry for her. None. Her actions were worse. Maybe Corey Lewandowski will get a divorce, too, then they can be together without hiding it. It seems to have lasted for years already, which is fairly impressive. Gnome is not the smartest bulb in the box. Her soon-to-be-ex-husband could very well have started the fetish because she was away from home so much with her Department of Homeland “Security”. Her version of security, ICE, and CBP did not have what was needed. Instead, they were her personal attack force. She was power-drunk and did what she wanted in the name of Trump. That bit at CECOT was disgusting. And “ICE Barbie” in a vest who doesn’t know how to hold a gun. And so forth.
Noem’s husband was reportedly living a “secret double life” and had been active online in the “bimbofication scene,” sending fetish models photos of himself with balloons under women’s clothing that imitated breasts. Arnold referred to the discovery as the “unbearable final blow” to their 34-year marriage. Noem was recently fired by President Donald Trump and demoted to a newly created, smaller agency, the Shield of the Americas. She also faces questions about an alleged affair with aide Corey Lewandowski that both deny. So does Arnold. “Kristi would never do that,” Arnold said. “That’s not how I brought my kids up. And Corey’s got his own wonderful family and little kids.”
Wow, balloons for breasts. That’s really nothing. If her husband wanted to get actual breasts, then it could be worrisome. Kristi needs to put one foot in front of the other and go back to her new organization. She needs to distract herself. Divorces suck, but it does seem she has a good support system. She’ll show up in the news again. We can count on that.
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