Trump Litters Local Park With Remainder Of The East Wing
The locals are furious and with good cause. Donald Trump is a litterbug, a species of urban creature that was reviled and eradicated starting...
Trumps To Get A White House Pet?
The White House has had many cats and dogs in its hallowed halls because most presidents are animal lovers. I can't imagine that Barron...
Yellow Snow At the White House
Breaking news from the White House.  LYIN’ DON looked out on the White House lawn this morning and was enraged to discover that someone...
Ted Lieu Calls White House J6 Statement “Bat$hit Crazy”
If you haven't read the Orwellian memory hole statement from the White House yesterday, here's the link. It must be seen to be believed. It...
Why Susie Wiles Will Remain in the White House
"That's it, she's a goner" is the typical media response to the Susie Wiles interview for Vanity Fair, part 1. But a week later,...
Susie Wiles says Trump Has “An Alcoholic’s Personality” Ooops
There will be a hot time in the old town tonight, if it hasn't commenced already. Ketchup bottles take heed and if your name...
“Xians” Slut Shame Sabrina
Ahhh, the hypocrisy. It burns. You know about the beef that Sabrina Carpenter and the White House got into when an ICE video hit...
Trump’s Work Day Begins At Noon, 39% Fewer Appearances Than Before
Nice work if you can get it. Must be nice to have a six figure income where you can roll into work at high...
Bless Jamie Raskin For Finding the Law That Protects Our White...
That sound you hear is a collective sigh of relief as Americans find out, finally, how to protect the White House from its deranged...
Trump Remodels Lincoln Bathroom To Reflect Mar-a-Lago Gaudy
We are watching a runaway freight train here, folks, to wit the renovation and complete bastardization of the White House to fit the aesthetic...
