Welcome back. You know, watching the returns for the Democratic primary in South Carolina, and just doing a little mental calculating, it hit me.
Right now Nikki Haley is the most dangerous woman alive for Traitor Tot. Far more dangerous...
God I love this job! There are days when I'd gleefully do this sh*t for free. Not only because the articles basically write themselves, allowing me to rest my fevered brain, but the personalities involved are so bone stupid that they let...
I didn't knock that over Mom! The DOG did it!
The longer this goes on, the more I'm thinking that, in order to do the supreme stupidity and incompetence, we need to invent a new word. Maybe something like Trumponic, a...
You know, if there's one thing that most people who aren't real inside observers or serious acolytes of politics love, it's black and white absolutes. One side is up, one side is down, and the side that's up is almost always...
I don't know where Traitor Tot got the divine intervention that told him he would be arrested three days ago. Probably from the same soothsayer who gave him his electoral landslide predictions.
But the result was predictable. Trump hysterically took to Bullshit Social to demand...
The crazies are restless. Now these are bomb "threats" and not actual bombings -- so far -- and the problem there is that you never know and nobody can afford to be wrong about something like that. The threats...
Well Mook. here we are. Just you, me, your balls, and this desk drawer *SLAM*  Tom Hanks  Dragnet
The old saying is that Money talks but bullsh*t walks. And Traitor Tot is gonna need a new pair of Nike's, because he's been doing...
In any other politician's life, a statement like Marjorie Taylor Greene just made today, "the reality is murder is legal," would be a statement that would define them and dog them and haunt them forevermore. Yet, who knows if...
I'm sorry, but this is just too fucking delicious for words. It turns out that GOP firebrand, and all in Trombie Josh Hawley, has just written a new book. And he seems to be having a little trouble getting...
Full Disclosure. Unlike most of my stuff, this is not an inherently political article. If you're tuning in looking for a cavalcade of political sarcasm, check back withy me tomorrow, I'll be back to my usual cynical self. But...
