I didn’t knock that over Mom! The DOG did it!
The longer this goes on, the more I’m thinking that, in order to do the supreme stupidity and incompetence, we need to invent a new word. Maybe something like Trumponic, a blend of Trump and moronic. Or how about Trumpanine, a hybrid of Trump and asinine.
One of Trump’s law school lowlifes went on, where else, FUX News to throw shine all over that photo the DOJ attached to their legal filing in the Special Master hearing. You know, the one with the classified documents spread all over the carpet? She was furious.
This is a total set up. I have an inside track, as one of his lawyers, I’m in and out of that office all the time. And I have never seen classified documents spread all over the carpet! The President has frequent visitors in and out of his office, and the last thing he would do is to leave Top Secret documents laying all over the floor, or anywhere else in the office. That was an FBI cheap shit.
And even Traitor Tot was incensed enough to take to his moronic platform, Truth Antisocial, to vent his spleen;
That photo is ridiculous! I’m not some kind of a slob, I never leave anything on the floor, and if something fell, my housekeeping staff would pick it up. Those documents were stored in a box! Then the FBI found them, they spread them all over the floor to make it look like some huge break. What a crock!
*Siiigh*Â How about the word Trumpicile, a shotgun marriage between Trump and imbecile? It seems to fit somehow. These mental defectives are so busy looking for easy ways to placate the base from the damage the FBI has done, that they’re not paying attention to the rest of what they say!
For instance, Trump’s possible paid mouthpiece never once denied that the classified documents were stored in his personal office, only that she had never seen them spread all over the floor, or anywhere else in the office. And she went on to admit that Trump has visitors in and out of an office with classified documents like the turnstiles at Grand Central station. Since simple possession of the documents is both a violation of the Espionage Act, as well as Obstruction of Justice, she just convicted her client out of her own mouth.
And if anything, The Trumpster Fire was even worse. He was so obsessed with his personal cleanliness, as well as the quality of his housekeeping staff, that he threw away the ballgame. First, Trump flat out admitted that he was in personal possession of unauthorized classified documents when he said, They were stored in boxes in the office. And his plug for his housekeeping staff was a prima facie admission that that unauthorized personnel had probable access to those documents.
Please, Dios! Let these halfwit lawyers keep going on FUX News to whine, and let The Cheeto Prophet keep taking to his bullshit portal wo vent his spleen. Every word they utter is a nugget of pure gold to Garland’s investigators and prosecutors. These are spontaneous public statements, which are fully admissible both in front of a grand jury, as well as before a jury at trial. I swear, these ass gaskets are going to make Garland’s case for him! What a way to run a railroad.
What is this “personal cleanliness” being attributed to trump? The man is a slob. The only reason he does not wear shit stained clothing is because someone dresses him every day.
Murf is likely referring to Trump’s rep as a germophobe, similar to the latter-day Howard Hughes. And do remember Hughes could be every bit as gross in spite of this.
Trumpicile works for me, Murf. Both he and his remaining followers STILL can’t let go the Master of The Universe fantasy they’re caught up in. Never mind that he has stopped being useful to anyone, more competent villains included (paging Liz Cheney…). All of which suits–and law enforcement–just fine. As any slaughterhouse cow could tell you, the hammer always strikes the unaware first.
“By the Power of Maralago!”
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Only a stupid MAGA doesn’t understand that the documents were spread on the floor in the room they were found for photographic evidence. The only ones pretending the FBI pretended to find them on the floor are the ignoramuses who listen to the orange blob. And now he’s saying they messed up Barron’s room. Why is this guy still free and allowed to give rallies and keep telling lies o his crazed minions so he can whip them into another frenzied attack on the country? Why?
That’s a great question! If he gets away with any of this then there is no use for laws. He’s a dangerous deranged out of control man.
When your only defense is denial, and no one else believes its plausible, that’s Delusional Deniability!