Stephen Miller Penning Trump Address On Race Relations
For those of you who were cracking wise last week, after it was announced that Donald Trump might come forward and regale us with...
Trump’s “Kiss Of Death”?
So what is it with kisses anyway? I thought they were supposed to be all warm and romantic and shit. But look at history...
Never Trumpers Explain Why Both Trump and the Senate Need To...
It's no secret to the yous and mes that Donald Trump would not be where he is but for the hoard of Republican enablers...
Hypocrisy-R-Us
El Pendejo Presidente is so funny when he's desperate! And you can always judge the degree of desperation by just how over the top he goes with his...
This Won’t Be Easy. Or Pretty.
OK, I'll admit it, it was actually kind of a kick issuing a national warning ticket to the police. Especially since I'm normally on the receiving end of...
Um, Officers? Since You’re Obviously Not Listening
Consider this your official warning, You're ALL under the microscope!  And it's going to get a helluva lot worse before it gets better, so the sooner...
Join the Trump Army. Get a Cool Hat. Maybe Kill Some...
The Sturmabteilung, or "brownshirts," were formed as the Nazi Party's first paramilitary group. They protected Nazi officials, including Adolf Hitler and Erich Rohm, fought with...
Why Is THIS Time So Different?
I can't stop asking myself that question. Why George Floyd? Why now? There's nothing original or different here. Cops kill an unarmed black man...
How Many Freakin’ Canaries Does ONE Lousy Coal Mine Need Anyway?
I don't mind using that phrase A canary in the coal mine, because it's clean, simple, and accurate. The meaning is obvious, a largely unexpected...
I Think It Has Finally Broken Through
If you sling words around like frisbees all day to make a buck or two like I do, and if you've spent the last...
