This is straight out of the You Can’t Make This Up file. Lauren Boebert praises the enormously kind and benevolent creature that she knows as Donald Trump. Yes, the rest of the world knows a sociopath and a deadbeat, but Boebert knows Santa Claus with a fake tan.
Trump the generous is also Trump the germophobe, but despite that, he shared popcorn with Boebert’s 14-year-old, something that Boebert won’t do.
Watch.
Boebert: I want to tell you a story about his generosity, about how kind he is… Even not liking germs, President Trump shared a bowl of popcorn with my son… I don’t share food with my son. pic.twitter.com/wKIzEfsvGM
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 28, 2022
What’s that you say? Didn’t the family man cheat on his wives and didn’t the business man go bankrupt six times? You see, it’s that fixation on the picayune that has this country divided, shame on you.
Actually, I agree with Boebert. I don’t believe in sharing food with children either. I mean, I’ll share my food with my cat children. They even get their own cheese plates, in lieu of a salad course, as a matter of fact. But if I had children of the flesh, hoo-maan children, I would let them sleep outside and catch mice. The furniture and the food is for me and the Egyptian gods.
Did you love Boebert’s comment, “Even I don’t share food with my son because I know where he’s been?” Yeah, Trumpty Dumpty should have an image of where that 14-year-old’s hand has been and what it’s been doing. This is the white trash Boebert clan we’re talking about. Next, they’ll have their own show like the Duggars and after that it’s on to the pen for a double digit sentence.
There will be more from the Wyoming Trump rally. This is the shape of things to come.
I would more believe that Don John helped himself to popcorn from your kid’s bowl