I am almost too exhausted to move my fingers over the keys and let my brain form words about this imbecile dreaming his impossible dream, but what the hell. Let’s do the time warp again. Let’s listen to Mike Lindell rave one more time about how he’s got the goods, signed, sealed, delivered, they’re yours.
Lucy and the football has nothing on this man. So suit up everybody, time to play Charlie Brown.
And I especially love how he calls out the journalists, “you know who you are, who write these stories.” Yes, Mike, I do. Yersoola is here, not to worry. You can always count on Uzilla to amplify your latest idiocy. It’s a sickness I have.
Mike Lindell announces tonight that he is finally about to get the last laugh on his critics: “We’re looking at Thurs, if everything goes right. I’m not going to give all the details. ? There’s a lot of surprises. It’s going to shock the country, as a matter of fact.” pic.twitter.com/nwuvao53YB
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) April 19, 2022
Now that that’s over, who wants to start? Anybody know WTF he’s talking about with “the first preliminary injunction in the country?” What is he seeking to enjoin? Oh, that’s right, no details. We have to sit on tenterhooks until Thursday, when voila, all will be revealed and the country and the world will be shocked, I tell you, shocked.
But he’s got to do this. He shows up at all the Trump rallies around the country and talks this crazy talk and the MAGAs love it. Got to keep ’em juiced and buying pillows. I don’t know what will happen Thursday but even if it’s a blank screen it will have a 60% promo code attached.