Two Versions Of Bronx Rally Going On, Let’s Look At Them Both

Donald Trump is expected to have a turnout of a million people or more in the Bronx today. The venue is able to hold 3,500, so this will indeed be interesting to see an exponential amount of people attempt to squeeze in. But Andrew Giuliani and Fox News are both on the scene and they’re predicting the first GOP win in New York since Ronnie Raygun in 1984 and they should know, right? Here’s one version of what’s going on.

Awww.. cry harder.. and this is still 3 hours before he speaks. Stay triggered 😂 https://t.co/wr7dUItl0F

— 🇺🇸 MAGA Michelle S 🇺🇸 (@MAGAMichelleS69) May 23, 2024

Granted, that was three hours ago in the east and the Mango Messiah has not taken stage yet. So we will be patient and wait for the mongoloid, Mongolian, hordes of MAGAs to show up.

If you only had one clip to sum up the #MagaCult this is it. #MagaGrinch down pic.twitter.com/MUxttft68s

— Anarchy princess (@SatireAP) May 23, 2024

And now let’s go over to Trump War Room and look at the dream.

Huge line at the Trump rally in the Bronx.

Footage by @NJEGmedia pic.twitter.com/bdutSM2B91

— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) May 23, 2024

I simply want to interject the following:

1. We saw this exact same kind of an ad when Trump campaigned in Arizona in 2020. Trump lost Arizona;
2. You hear every single rally that “thousands more are in line.” Swell. I can also show you footage of thousands leaving Trump’s rally in New Jersey recently.
3. Trump used to boast that his next rally was going to be in Madison Square Garden. Great, Donald. If you can pay for it and fill it. I notice you didn’t book that venue today, now did you?

Donald Trump’s rally may be IN the South Bronx but it is not OF the South Bronx.

Bluntly put, the Trump transplants are much whiter than the locals of the South Bronx, which is almost entirely Latino and Black. pic.twitter.com/Ft7dxjuUGH

— Ritchie Torres (@RitchieTorres) May 23, 2024

Here’s Trump going on about what a golden age it was when he was in office.

In fairness, Donald's parents *always* looked down on him.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 23, 2024

Now this is intriguing, so early in the game.

Fox is cutting coverage pic.twitter.com/pSAUEVYuys

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2024

This was part of what preceded Fox’s cutaway.

Please tell me that Donald's latest gimmick to appeal to evangelicals is to handle snakes.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 23, 2024

Either that or he wants to read the poem, “The Snake,” or he wants to prove that Stormy Daniels was wrong when she said he had a little mushroom. Who knows how nutty this can get?

"I've seen New York through good times and bad through boom times and crime waves through market crashes and terrorist attacks"

I read that to the tune of "I'm Still Here" from the Sondheim musical "Follies."

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 23, 2024

We may do another piece here if something of note happens. So far it’s the same old, same old, and the MAGA equivalent of Deadheads have all shown up. We’ll know at the end of the day the crowd Trump claims and what the fire department says. Maybe it will be like New Jersey, where a venue that holds 20K (and had people leaving from the beginning) was said to have hosted 107K by Trump.

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