What were the characteristics of propaganda that Joseph Goebbels outlined back in the day? Oh, yeah: Tell a big lie, keep it simple, keep repeating it, and after a thousand times or so, it will be reality — or as close enough to reality that you can make some money off it, and that’s what Donald Trump is up to.
First of all, we weren’t there, so we have to take Trump and the other golfers word for it that the hole-in-one took place.
If you are among the faithful and you have $75 just lying around doing nothing, here is what Trump is prepared to grift you, gift you.
This is how Donald Trump is raising money from his supporters today. pic.twitter.com/MnwQNzOXGw
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) April 13, 2022
I know it may be tasteless to mention that the guy is notorious for cheating at golf, on this historic occasion, but the guy is notorious for cheating at golf.
And then Junior will come to your home once a month and polish the picture for you — or, bring you the real thing for the price of $2,222!
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) April 14, 2022
You laugh now, just wait. It’s a long time to 2024 when Trump actually has to declare he’s running. He’s going to grift every dime he can until then.
IF they got a pic of him hitting it, it would be pic of an old fat guy. He loves pretending that he’s still in good shape, but when he can’t walk from the cart path to the ball, he’s in bad shape.
That picture! I keep thinking there is not enough brain bleach to get rid of that awful sight!
So, Trump’s autograph is worth, how much of that $75?
I mean, obviously he didn’t actually sign a single one of those pictures. I’m guessing he just used some type of stamp but I think he’s actually lost what little mind he has as a grifter. You’d think he’d be asking $75 for JUST the picture and then maybe $150 for an autographed picture, then $500 for a personalized autographed picture and a “minimum contribution” of $1000 to have a picture of himself signing the personalized autographed picture. Hell. He ought to go all the way and try to “auction off” the ORIGINAL picture (ie, the negative) for a “minimum contribution” of $5000; that, of course, assumes the picture was taken with a regular camera instead of a digital camera or smart phone (then again, I’ve got the feeling that his loyal supporters wouldn’t know it if he got someone to take the digital/smartphone image then take a picture of it with a regular camera and took that negative and passed it off as the picture’s “original” negative).
The only way Traitor Tot made a hole in one is if he carried the ball to the cup and dropped it in! And that probably took him several tries, as since he cannot see his feet, he couldn’t see the cup! Oh, and how does he manage to play golf with his bone spurs? My dad had bone spurs from more than 35 years of working while standing on concrete. He had them removed, but they kept growing back!
When is his baby due? What is he? 8 months pregnant? Looks like he’s carrying triplets. That’s a lot of KFC he’s lugging around. Or did he eat Eric?
I sincerely hope he did hit that hole in one. Because like the boy that cried wolf, on the occasion when it was true nobody believes him. Looks good on ya Donnie 🙂