We need a chuckle and none other than Newsmax has provided us with one. Donald Trump has a new person in his press room, a gal who used to work for Vivek Ramaswamy’s campaign, by the name of Caroline Sunshine. Ms. Sunshine wants to spread a little of that our way, and here is her advice to the Democratic party: “My advice to the Democrat Party would be total surrender now. Save yourself millions of dollars. Do the right thing for the country. Just sit this presidential election out entirely because you are either stuck with Joe Biden at the top of your ticket, and anybody that you could hope to replace him with cannot beat President Trump.”
Hey, she’s a classic MAGA blonde and used to work for Vivek, so those are some killer credentials right here, doncha think? Ron Filipkowski at Meidas Touch elaborates:
This lack of critical thinking skills, gaslighting, and cult worship is typical of Trump staffers and surrogates. It is pretty much a requirement for the job. Their underlying belief that Trump is popular is contradicted by the polls they cite themselves. While it is true that Trump has been consistently slightly ahead or slightly behind Biden over many months at various points (for whatever they are worth) they also show that a vast majority of Americans do not like Trump and don’t want him to run again. Some hold their nose and choose Trump if forced to make a binary choice to pollsters, but that in no way means that Trump is popular with the American public or has high favorables.
But, according to Trump’s new propagandist, even lifelong base Democratic voters also now want Trump:
“The American people are very clear about who they want. Your own voting base is very clear about who they want, and who they want is Trump back in the White House. I truly believe the American people wish the election was tomorrow so they could cast their vote from Trump immediately.”
Right. The majority of hardcore Democrats wish Trump was president right now. Keep drinking the Trump Kool Aid.
Sunshine was previously an actress where she played an exchange student in the Disney series ‘Shake It Up.’ She previously served aS an intern in the Trump White House in 2018 before receiving a minor position in the press office. She then went on to serve as Press Secretary for Vivek Rameswamy’s campaign before she was hired by Trump last month.
What I want to know is, whatever happened to the bikini model? Remember her, a few months ago? The RNC found somebody who was a bikini model and also was claiming to be a Harvard graduate, but the deal there was that it was Harvard Extension, or some such. I mean, hey, I used to take extension classes in film at UCLA but I’m not claiming to be a graduate of the UCLA film program.
It’s all the magical world of Donald Trump where everybody is a beautiful person and he’s the next leader of the free world. The only problem with that delusion is when he gets in front of a crowd of normal people and they boo the living hell out of him and let him know how hated he is. But he has Caroline Sunshine until Little Mary Sunshine shows up, to light his way. As always, friends, you can’t make this up. Nobody can make this up. Kurt Vonnegut, possibly, but he’s no longer with us.
Oh honey, bless your little ol’ nitwit heart. You’re so cute when you say dumb-ass sh*t.
Where is this rock under which these mind-numbingly stupid people are hiding? I wish to know so I can stay at least 100 miles away just in case it is a spreadable disease.
Good luck with that 100 miles thing, unless you move to some National Park in Utah. Trust me dude. As a Jew who watches what goes on in the world today, stupidity IS, without any fear of repudiation or dispute, a communicable and spreadable disease. And it is VERY virulent. Why? Because people are fucking dumb and mind-bogglingly ignorant of facts, history, reality, etc. Be afraid Spike. Be VERY afraid. Abject, total, complete Stupidity is the MOST communicable disease on earth today. Proof? It has already taken over ALL the Ivy League schools except Dartmouth.
Little Mary Sunshine takes me back more years than I care to remember. One song leapt to mind, so listen and imagine THIS bimbo singing it only after each “Coo Coo” the next words are “blow Trump smoke up your ass”
No matter what happens in the Democrat Party, some too many Republican women will once again see to it that Trump remains a one-term president. … PS .. They are even more pissed off than they were in 2020
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So, Caroline. Is “Sunshine” your REAL last name or is it your porn name?
Maybe stick to the things you know something about–like waiting for the “pizza guy” to “deliver” and how to fake orgasms (I’m sure Donald appreciates the way you make him seem like a superstud–just like you did for Vivek).
My reply to Ms. Sunshine’s comment? I say to President Biden and all Democrats…NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!
use of the term surrender says a lot.
Ain’t THAT the truth.
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”
I long ago concluded that Trump World hires women for their looks. They have to.be very generically pretty like Miss America but not spectacularly beautiful in a memorable way like Dame Diana Rigg or Sophia Loren or Helen Mirren or Bette Davis or Barbra Streisand or Cher pre plastic surgery– and don’t dare be ethnic. Don’t be a distraction with your looks; make sure you don’t outshine the Greatest Star.
And brains don’t matter. You are Arm Candy. No Ivy League degree is unwanted ( again, don’t outshine the greatest Star by having actual.opinions; just smile and nod and look at him.adoringly).