Bikini Model ‘Lends Her Ample Assets To the RNC’ As Spox

Yes, the election is going exactly the direction that you expected, MAGA down. MAGA down is a direction that once embarked upon, has no other resolution except utter oblivion. There have been some shakeups in the Republican National Committee in the few short weeks since Ronna McDaniel departed and Lara Trump took over the helm. Here is the latest development in MAGA land.

The RNC has hired a new National Spokesperson. pic.twitter.com/iOLbblNwxX

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 6, 2024

Elizabeth Pipko is a former bikini model. We’ve come a long ways from Mitt Romney’s zoftig niece, I’ll say that much. New York Post:

This MAGA-loving bikini model is suiting up to support Donald Trump — trading the pool for the podium as she lends her ample assets to the Republican National Committee as a new spokeswoman.

Elizabeth Pipko, a 28-year-old born-and-bred Manhattanite, told The Post she’s happy to trade her signature “New York uniform of dark black” for red, white and blue as she helps the rebranded RNC try to re-elect the former president in November.

“The things he’s been through have been unreal. A lot of people look at what he’s up against every day and see his real character,” the Sports Illustrated beauty gushed about Trump, 77. […]

The committee’s current laser focus is on fundraising, beefing up what Trump calls “election integrity” and mounting the “most aggressive early voter turnout campaign ever” in the critical months leading up to the expected nail-biter election Nov. 5 as Trump leads President Biden in key battleground states in new polls.

Pipko, the daughter of Jewish Russian immigrants who fled religious persecution, said she considers herself the embodiment of the American dream — and can’t wait to make “a difference.

Pipko has an ALB from Harvard Extension School and an MS from the University of Pennsylvania, so she’s Ivy League educated, I guess. I honestly don’t know if Harvard Extension carries the same kind of clout as the Harvard undergrad program. As to the MS at Penn, I wasn’t able to find out what subject that was in before this went to print.

She said she has been modeling since she was 17, when she signed with the powerhouse agency Wilhelmina, leading to racy features in Maxim, Esquire and Sports Illustrated.

She is also a model of moxie – proudly baring it all and coming out of the fashion closet as a Trump supporter in 2019, eventually damaging her career in a left-leaning industry.

“I lost everything – all of my connections,” including agents, bookers, photographers and friends, Pipko said.

She said that after finding her way back into the industry, she can’t decide which is more cutthroat: modeling or politics.

“I tell people my modeling career prepared me for politics, as they’re both equally brutal,” Pipko said, noting that those with sharp cheekbones and even sharper elbows in modeling groomed her for the political swamp. “Every world I’ve been in is cutthroat.”

Life in general is cutthroat. In any event, now we have Elizabeth Pipko, who will work with the Trumps to revamp the RNC. Why does my spidey sense tell me that this is yet one more grifter, par excellence?

Lara Trump said in a statement to The Post, “At a time when patriotism among young Americans sits at record lows, we are lucky to have great Americans like Elizabeth Pipko on our team — she will help to inspire the next generation, rebuild the grand old party, and bring our country back.”

The Grand Old Party is long dead. I stand by my prediction that when Trump has utterly incinerated what’s left of the party that some group of conservatives will stumble together and form a neo conservative party of some sort. I see no other way.