For the nth time I say, if the story of our nation in the Era of Trump was written by a novelist or screenwriter, you would throw rotten tomatoes and scream, “Throw da bum out!” That’s because the implausibility of what takes place in Trump world on any given day is so high that it would never work as fiction. The people are too strange and the coincidences too improbable. What are the odds, for example, of Donald Trump forgetting the name of his favorite doctor, the one who swore he was the healthiest specimen ever to grace the Oval Office?
Trump: I think he should take a cognitive test like I did. I took a cognitive test and I aced it. Doc Ronny. Doc Ronny Johnson. Does everyone know Ronny Johnson, congressman from Texas? He was the White House doctor, and he said I was the healthiest president, he feels, in… pic.twitter.com/CR5GnTb8Fl
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 16, 2024
Hannity: There’s no decline in Trump. Zero
Jackson: He’s incredibly sharp. He has a better memory than I have pic.twitter.com/Ww9E2g64pv
— Acyn (@Acyn) November 28, 2023
There you have it. Johnson, I mean Jackson, just said that Trump’s memory was terrific. Better than his in fact. Here is another example of a great memory. Trump says he’ll take questions and then walks off. How to explain this?
HAHAHA! After promising to take questions at the end of his speech, Donald Trump forgot to do so and just immediately walked off stage. He’s a total embarrassment. He has no idea what’s going on. pic.twitter.com/Sl0ZDPGbAT
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) June 16, 2024
And here’s another. But I don’t think this is a memory lapse. I think Trump never knew the name of the person he’s referencing.
Trump: Whoever heads the United Auto Workers is doing an absolutely terrible job. pic.twitter.com/KunVphhcbA
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 15, 2024
Terrible job, awful person. If only I had any idea who he (or she) was. Nothing like pissing off the union vote, right. And this next one is great: he’s talking about batteries again. What is his obsession with batteries?
Trump: The problem with the Army tanks like cars and like trucks, the problem is that you would have to bring a battery pack along. You're going to pull it like a little wagon, like a child pulls a wagon. So they want to build a army tank. But, you know, the battery is very big pic.twitter.com/ezyt4AHZ0x
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 15, 2024
I can’t wait another 12 days for the Biden/Trump debate, assuming that Trump goes forward with it. If this is a glimpse, the debate should be epic.
This from CONVICTED FELON DON VON SHITZINPANTZ?! The TOTAL IMBECILIC MORON who illegally squatted in our White House for 4 years and did nothing but FUCK UP AND FUCK OFF!?!?
Some fact-checking:
No plans to move to an all-electric tank anytime soon. The Army is introducing electric or hybrid non-tactical vehicles over the next decade.
You can’t reason with child killing nazis! How have we forgotten that lesson so soon after sacrificing 400,000 BOYS????
I am thrilled that they plan to cut the mic on anyone refusing to wind down after given the 5 second warning. The biggest problem is Trump won’t be tethered to the Mic and will wander into Biden’s area,and try to talk over him. Too bad they can’t be confined in plexiglass booths to keep The Donald in his own separate place.