Cash is a many splendored thing. There’s all kinds of ways you can make it. If you’re Donald Trump, you have attempted to generate cash by attaching your name to various things. You’ve heard of the: airlines, vodka, wine, football, university, casinos, social media, the White House, sneakers, and finally you can add Bibles. Yes, I do remember Paper Moon from 1973 and it was a scream. This Bible salesman is not likely to end up in nearly such entertaining circumstances. Yes, friends, it’s another installment of my favorite Lincoln Project feature, Last Week In The Republican Party.

You see, life does imitate art. I had forgotten all about that particular sitcom and its relationship to Trump. But yes, Trump is a shoe salesman, that was last month, I believe. It’s hard to keep track.

I’m surprised that “You Shall Not serve on a jury in a Trump case” isn’t on there.

He sells everything. I’m now wondering if he’ll get even more blasphemous and sell Trump Wafers so that you can do communion and wash it down with Trump Kool-Aide Grape juice so you can do a whole bread and wine, body and blood of Christ Trump thing. Why shouldn’t he? He’s already comparing himself to Jesus and signing Bibles, this is the next logical step, amirite?

Oh yes. He gives himself to prayer, he who said that he never asked God for forgiveness because he never did anything wrong. Here’s the rest of it.

The MAGAs do worship him. Intriguingly enough, the very first blog I ever posted on the internet, in 2016, said that this all resembled Jonestown and his followers might drink the Kool-aide. That was in September and believe me, I was not the only person seeing MAGA as a cult.

Let’s see what happens on Good Friday. Maybe Trump will get Alina Habba, Don Junior, Kimberly and a few others to swear that they saw him walk on the swimming pool, or even the ocean. Frankly, I wouldn’t bat an eye if that happened. It’s completely in character.

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  1. I can’t remember the name of the drink but as I recall there’s a popular one that’s a mix of vodka and orange juice. Trump’s probably got a warehouse full of cases of Trump vodka, so imagine him crack those suckers open, and mixing in the cheapest fake orange juice powder he can find (just enough to make it the right color) then resealing the bottles. THEN selling it to RWNJ churches to use instead of wine at communion! Hell, while he’s at it he could commission a big batch of “crackers” (his name for communion wafers) with the letter T stamped into them and sell those to the churches too! Or he could market them directly to “Christians” to take to church to use during communion, a case of “crackers” and little plastic vials of his Trump Juice if the preacher at a given church didn’t play along.

    As for walking on the water of the pool at Mar A Lago I can’t see him allowing the stuff that would need to be done (it could be) in his beloved pool. However, he WOULD allow workers at his golf course to install a sheet of strong plexiglass a few inches under the surface of a water hazard, and have himself filmed walking across it! He might even force a few hapless aides or better still Secret Service agents to follow him, only off to the side and wind up wet and flailing around in the water to make it look extra good.

    I wouldn’t put either of these past him. I’m sure I could think up more but i’ve got better things to do. Like get some sleep. (It’s past midnight where I live)

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