Donald Trump is famous for only going to church when he’s compelled to go to a state funeral, so what is the sudden enamor with Jesus Christ on the cross? Yes, there’s the standard cliche, “when you’re a star they let you do it,” but even that seems a bit weird in this context.
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— Dave Taylor (@DaveTaylor96268) August 2, 2026
Maybe Trump is feeling his mortality? Or, Trump wants to give the White Christian Nationalist folks more cluck for their buck. Or maybe we’re overthinking this and Trump just loves AI garbage and this is as AI garbagey as you can get. Remember, in dealing with Trump, always grab Occam’s Razor, because the Orange Man is not very deep.
Maybe it’s the gold. We know that Trump has accepted gilt as his personal savior (or his type of decoration, in any event) and so maybe Jesus is a kind of aforethought.
Or, I got it, Trump has no intention of leaving office except feet first. This is his insurance policy. He stays in office by leading a theocratic coup d’etat. If he dies first, at least he’s gone through the motions of making his peace with God and this is a receipt (as if St. Peter is taking receipts at the Pearly Gates.)
It’s hard to guess what Trump is ever up to, but tasteless excess marks his every move and this is no different.
Isn’t that what the “Don’s” of old did before killing someone? A kiss of death?
More creepy shit from the foulest person to have ever lived. I made the mistake of looking briefly at some comments after a pox noise article I scanned. There are still a lot of them out there who think this deranged orange turd can do no wrong.
Thats not his hand, its too large and doesn’t have bruises.