I can’t decide if Kari Lake really believes this claim and is just deluded, if she is a craven liar, or coup coup for Cocoa Puffs but, whatever the case she told her supporters at Mar-A-Lago that she won the November election for Governor of Arizona by 400,000 to 500,000 votes and her lawsuit to overturn it, which has been almost universally panned is the “strongest lawsuit ever”…
“Kari Lake’s trial is over. The Big Reveal about Arizona’s election is, well… revealed.
Turns out there was no bombshell evidence proving that some nefarious soul over at Maricopa County schemed up a plan to rob Lake of victory.
There wasn’t even a small firecracker. Not even a party popper…
If Lake had proof of a county plot to deny her her due, it certainly wasn’t offered up this week.
Opinion, speculation and outright wishful thinking? Yeah.
But actual evidence in a courtroom? No.“
Watch Kari speak to her supporter and you tell me which one of the three choices I offered is correct:
Myles votes deluded:
“Believe” all you want, it doesn’t mean it’s true.
— Myles Davies (@mylesdavies) December 23, 2022
I believe I'm rich and still have a waist😂😂😂😂
— Linda Johnson (@sheltiekelly) December 23, 2022
Ooh, the Boebert school of math!
— Elise Buchman (@BuchmanElise) December 23, 2022
I believe I am young, wealthy and handsome.
Haven't been able to convince others of that, even after decades of trying.
— Spudmonkey: "Take it off, he's got three eyes" (@spudmonkey66) December 23, 2022
You and me both, spud.
I believe she took $2 million in assets from me and absorbed them into her estate. I believe she should write me a cheque returning those assets, forthwith. Some say it’s the strongest case of embezzlement they’ve ever seen.
— artnetworx (@artnetworx1) December 23, 2022
There were only around 2,560,000 votes cast in that gov. race. Lake's assertion of winning by 400k-500k would make even Sean Spicer laugh.
— Rudely Van Gelder (@here4tehbeer) December 23, 2022
When I was 6 I believed in Tinkerbell.
— Bill Wong (@ten24get) December 23, 2022
So interesting to compare what Trump & Lake say at Mara lago vs what their attorneys are willing to say in court.
— AlabamaCoast (@alabama_coast) December 23, 2022
Isn’t it tho.
And I believe you and your lawyers will be sanctioned for bringing a frivolous lawsuit in Maricopa county. Let's see who is correct.
— ray waldin (@rwaldin) December 23, 2022
I believe @KariLake should stay out of Junior’s yayo stash when she visits Mar A Lago
— Steve Kornya (@JustSteve22) December 23, 2022
— 🇺🇦godhatesyeest🇮🇷 (@godhatesyeest) December 23, 2022
— Justin R. 🇺🇸 (@JJRow327) December 23, 2022
Oh, how I long for that simpler time when pols at least tried to make their lies halfway believable and did not so blatantly demonstrate their complete disregard of the voter’s’ intelligence.
This is where the MAGA movement has taken us, to a place where no crock of BS is too foul smelling to offer up and no whopper to big to tell.
God I wish the girls in my high school were this easy to convince of tall tales…I might have gotten laid! Damnit. Oh wait…I wasn’t a jock & I didn’t drive a muscle car. I stood no chance. But with kari…I might have, and as long as she kept her mouth shut, it might have been tolerable. Nah. I would have felt dirty afterward. Like I do when I hear her speak.
Oh, please. By all accounts, she only got on the Crazy Train (sorry, Ozzy) back around 2016 or so. You would’ve probably had that chance with her before then. Whether you would’ve enjoyed the time (or whether she would’ve enjoyed it) is a whole other thing.
Anyone who jumps on the crazy train was crazy to begin with…not that I’m opposed to crazy women. 🤪 ha.
I love the logic – “half a million people didn’t bother to vote so I’m entitled to claim they would have voted for me, so I’m claiming the non-voting votes”
I may have to pull rank since I’m the Emperor of Ice Cream! Thanks Wallace for the poem.