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I’ve missed doing these. I can’t explain why I stopped. That’s not public business. Sometimes you find something so perfect that it’s time for a guest star, and here we go! Tonight’s star is someone who really ought not aspire to things he isn’t suitable for. He can’t seem to figure it out. He is detested in Congress. He’s slimy in public … no, he’s just slimy. For the final piece of the night, many thanks to Raw Story:
A White House insider unloaded after a GOP presidential hopeful went after one of its own, according to a new report. The Daily Mail reported comments from an anonymous White House insider who responded to attacks by Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) against Trump’s Iran deal. Cruz has criticized the Trump deal to end a war with Iran and open the Strait of Hormuz, telling reporters this month that “the president is receiving some very poor advice on this deal,” The Mail noted.
The criticism is seen as “an obvious attempt” to position himself for a future presidential run with a “non-interventionist” stance, according to The Mail, which also highlighted his failed bids against Trump.
Heh. Cancun Cruz thinks he has a legitimate shot at being a presidential candidate. He can’t even take care of his own state, let alone the country. He’s also not intelligent enough. But by trying to undercut Trump, Cruz is digging himself into a hole. Yes, Trump is a millstone around the country’s neck, but his word could give a potential Republican candidate a boost. On the other hand, it could hurt instead of help. It all depends on what Trump does in the upcoming months.
“Cruz has no shortage of ambition,” The Mail wrote, citing White House sources. “The Texas senator has long felt that Trump robbed him of the presidency in 2016 and that he could have easily beat the unpopular Democrat Hillary Clinton.” However, the White House insider responded to The Mail’s request for comment on Cruz’s criticism and the idea that he could be setting himself up for a 2028 presidential run. “Ted is an instrument of the donor class,” the White House insider told the Daily Mail. “A very unlikable instrument, who unbeknownst to him will never be president.”
Unlikable is an understatement. Can’t say that we’ve seen anything even remotely likable about Cruz, although the voters strangely keep re-electing him. Ick. I shall refrain from petty, personal comments about Cruz, except for the nickname that someone else gave him. Seriously, though, has he done anything worth mentioning? (Besides being ugly.)
The White House insider also shot down rumors that Vice President J.D. Vance had “gone rogue,” as The Mail put it. Another White House official summed up criticisms of the Iran war deal as part of “handwringing and bedwetting” from Republicans that has no effect on Vance’s alignment with Trump. “There is no pearl clutching in this White House,” the White House official told The Daily Mail. “Everyone, including the vice president, is following the president’s lead on the peace deal, and no amount of handwringing and bedwetting from Washington, D.C. Republican ‘panic-ans’ will change that.”
Republican panic-ans. Cute. Well, the Senate walked back the war powers bit, so Trump should be in a better mood. Cruz for President. Can’t see it. Nope. He’ll just have to continue to live with the disappointment. Aww.
It is now 3:44 am. See you “later today”!
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