Donald Trump took off from his day job of golf and went campaigning in Iowa today. The spray paint is trowled on. And I guess his hairdressers are tying knots in whatever’s left to anchor the remaining strands to his head. Or, Trump could be spouting horns, which would be no surprise to me. I would welcome it, as a matter of fact. Conclusive proof that he’s the Devil, or a devil, would add clarity to matters.
Trump starts out, bragging as usual.
I got a great Iowa campaign strategy. Just fly in there and insult the Republican Governor. He’s a genius! pic.twitter.com/lKR16Wfmei
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 1, 2023
Then Trump responded to news of Joe Biden falling at the Air Force Academy. Biden shook hands and visited with cadets for over four hours. There was a sandbag on the stage behind him and he tripped. It could happen to anyone of us at any age but you know that’s not how it is being spun. There is a theory about the placement of the sandbag having been deliberate, and if I find proof of that I’ll share it.
I’m going to say this much, though. The sandbag was black, holding a black mic stand in place. I find that odd. Sandbags in Hollywood are bright colors and there is a reason for that. Something red or yellow on top of something black sticks out and you can see the damn thing and not trip on it.
This is sabotage pic.twitter.com/WoBF5DojwY
— Sibylle (@AHaschi) June 1, 2023
And you remember this, Donald descending the death ramp.
Wait he’s admitting to tiptoe down ramp and be walked down! Lol. Biden tripped on a damn sandbag behind him which clearly shouldn’t have been there. pic.twitter.com/AOS27tm2EL
— Skyleigh Heinen (@Sky_Lee_1) June 1, 2023
Look, even though the two situations cannot be compared, at least this is the closest Trump has come to being empathetic about something. Let’s put a pin in it as remarkable.
Lookin’ good, Donald! 😄😄😄
I suppose someone could hold Joe’s hand and guide him around, you know, just like they did for trump. I suspect however that President Biden has at least some pride and would rather go it alone. I wonder how many times the sh*t gibbon would have fallen on his face had he not been lead by the hand oh so many times? Literally and figuratively.
He’s been making jokes about it, so he’s good.
Looks like it was holding one of the teleprompter stands. I’m not surprised they didn’t have bright-colored ones – I’m only surprised they had black ones.
Gravity humbles us ALL. I wonder if they’ve gotten through life without tripping, although it does seem they’ve been hanging with Dr. Timothy Leary.
FDR got us through WWII and served 3+ terms as President from a wheel chair and I’m sure he had people at the ready in case he came close to having a physical faux paux. After reading Carol Leonnig’s Zero Fail about the Keystone cop Secret Service I wouldn’t be surprised if this accident wasn’t one of a lack of situational awareness on their part.
I find that the Rep’ win most of their battles against the Dem’ with non issues just like this. Elderly Joe Biden has reversed the sickening economy left by the Trump fiasco regime to rosy pink health. He has the lowest unemployment numbers since Dwight D Eisenhour was president back in the fifties. He has repaid one trillion dollars on the National Debt. He’s leading in the polls. And Dems are spoiling to take him out of there even though he has been the subject of how many investigations. Remember how they brought down Hillary Clinton? Remember Jim Comey and Anthony Weiner’s Laptop? Remember her 8 point lead, that led to her defeat as that 8% of fickle f*ckers when rushing across the isle to vote for the fun one, you know the entertainer, the game show host, Mr. exciting who promises everything including the moon To that 8% of American f*ck you voters, who may not have had enough entertainment from the Orange Pied Piper they unleashed on the rest of us, they can kiss our collective asses in 2024, though they deserve what they get from this court jester. Hah!!!! campaigning in Iowa perhaps the hardest hit state when China imposed tariff’s on soy beans in response to Trumps tariff of 20% on steel and aluminum. Farmers there are still dealing with last years crop that they can’t sell and most of them are on relief now. Watch those dumb f*cks vote for Trump again. Haven’t had enough yet boys and girls? Want the swamp drained even more do you? Are you sure you can handle one more term of swamp drainers since the last bunch of swamp drainers are mostly in jail or soon going there. Well to each his own!