I guess we’ll have comic relief from George Santos all the way down to his last comment on his last day in Congress. Then he’ll mercifully vanish into the same media black hole where Madison Cawthorn and Herschel Walker have been banished to, after driving us all within an inch of our sanity on any number of occasions.

You remember Donald Trump saying he could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue and not lose a voter? Well, apparently 5th Avenue was the scene of an unusual larceny involving George Santos, recently.

“They” took the man’s shoes. Is this the same “they” who are threatening to take his life as well? Dunno. Better listen to what Rachel Maddow has to say, see if you can figure it out. Remember, this is the Duke of Delusion, the Friar of Fantasy, George Santos, you are listening to.

The lines are drawn in the sand. Santos will not resign, he says. I honestly thought that the halls of Congress, jammed with his constituents, would convince him that resignation was the better part of valor, but I was wrong. Both Santos and the GOP have decided that these optics, bad as they are, are tolerable if the trade off is Santos’ vote in McCarthy’s column.

So be it. It’s a terrible thing to watch the sanctity of our institutions eroded like this, but watch it we will, because Santos won’t stop and McCarthy won’t stop him.

It’s going to be a wild ride to the 2024 election and the Santos race is one to be glued to, along with Adam Frisch going up against Lauren Boebert, once again. Frisch came so close last time, let’s watch him knock it out of the park this time.

Maybe Boebert and Santos can share an office on K Street. How nice it would be if Mike Pence was right next door with them. And Nikki Haley. And a whole passel of Republicans that you’re going to see have fifteen minutes in the spotlight, if that, and then flame out for good.


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  1. Some humor is hard earned and leaves a distinct flavor adjustment in the mouth … this Santos, or whatever is his REAL name is stretches the limits of our omg sensors, he is apparently another Putin creep, walking in a bubble of common sense, trying to get through a skull of cast iron …

    There is NO end to the list of unproven claims and comments from this stooge … he is just another GOP vote, a VERY sad place to be, he, like you say, is expendable the moment he makes a wrong statement or vote for/against whatever the GOP plan is … 🙂

    I’d love to see Santos in a face-to-face vocal wrestling match with Maddow, her memory for facts and the truth would reduce him to the blithering idiot he really is !!

  2. Where’s the hammer guy? Did he hit George in the head? Having worked in traumatic brain injury programs, and also in locked psychiatric hospitals, I can’t tell which group should claim him. I guess he’s just a narcissist smoking crack. That’s another explanation. He’s not Mormon is he? They believe some weird shit. Nah. As delusional as they are, he’s too mean for them. Oh. And he says he’s sort of Jewish…he’s maybe an advanced AI, planted by the Chinese, dropped from a balloon. Maybe he’s just…batshit crazy. Bingo! We have a winner!

  3. The short but funny career of George Santos flat out disproves the old adage, “All publicity is good publicity,” but it ratifies another old adage: “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!”

  4. Caption for the photo at the top of this piece:

    Look! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Jewish Space Laser Man!
    whom Santos will say is his uncle.

    Even Gym Jordan looks disgusted by that creep.


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