Donald Trump knew there had to be a way for him to get back to “that dump” on Pennsylvania Avenue — and you know what? He was right! And best of all, it’s a fast, easy way that doesn’t involve any more audits, or the Supreme Court, or that lunatic Mike Lindell. It’s a dream come true for the Mango Monarch de Mar-a-Lago.
How To Get Back In The White House: A Guide For Donald J. Trump pic.twitter.com/5KgSEYprkM
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 16, 2021
I just love surprise endings, don’t you? Cue the Twilight Zone music, “ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding.”
Just goes to show you, there’s always more ways than one to peel a pumpkin.