Whelp, it’s official, Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert, she of the double digit I.Q. and exactly O legislative accomplishments, has endorsed Half-Gubner Sarah Palin in her bid to re-capture Alaska’s only Congressional District from Democrat and Native American Mary Peltola, who bested her in the Special election for the seat in September.
Recognizing, perhaps, a dingbat of a feather, Boebert went all in for Sockeye Sarah, as humorously reported by the online journal Colorado Pols…
“One of the many oddities about freshman Colorado GOP walking talking cautionary tale Rep. Lauren Boebert is that she doesn’t generally endorse candidates in Colorado races–or it could be that Republicans don’t want Boebert’s endorsement. Either way, Boebert’s absence from the local Republican campaign circuit in 2022 has been as notable as her lack of tangible results for her constituents in two years of high-visibility low-productivity service.
But when it comes to Boebert’s arguably closest predecessor in the role of right-wing low-information bombast projector, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, like her congressional bestie Rep. Matt Gaetz, Boebert has nothing but ride-or-die loyalty–even if Palin’s campaign bungled the rollout.
So, there are a few problems with this endorsement message, starting with the painful misspelling of Rep. Boebert’s name. The big one that’s confusing us is, can someone explain why “Mama Grizzly” Sarah Palin and the Rep. Boebert of Silt, Colorado are depicted against the New York City skyline? Does everything in the “Lower 48” look like New York City to Alaskans or something? And isn’t New York City a “no-go zone” overrun with Islamist terrorists and rainbow fentanyl?
Boebert may not be much help to Colorado Republicans, but she knows who her mentors are.”
Dayum, Colorado Pols that is one damn fine write up, I’m bookmarking y’all.
Twitter maven Patriot Takes has some funny replies to his reporting of the event as well:
— Boomer Bob Rises once Again. (@BobANew1959) November 1, 2022
Yup
If Sarah Palin smoked bath salts she’d be Lauren Boebert
— Kaylan_TX💙 (@Kaylan_TX) November 1, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Ya think? Sure it ain’t the other way ‘round?
— Kelly (@Kelbre_Griff) November 1, 2022
Christ, I didn’t think of that, what if Palin starts strapping’ on too?
Boebert's actually hoping Palin loses because she doesn't want to share the spotlight any more than she already has.
She already resents Threetoes.— Roberto Gee (@RobertoGee4) November 1, 2022
Yup.
— Jan202021 (@Dixie202021) November 1, 2022
😂😂😂
I can see her endorsement from my kitchen!
— General Healthy (@GeneralHealthy) November 1, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
The only way this could get funnier would be if they both lost.
Then we may just get that stupid version of Lavern and Shirley featuring these two idiots as shotgun shell re-loaders at the Shotz factory in Bumfuck, Idaho.
Only Penny Marshall has sadly left us so it probably wouldn’t be any good.
Hey Mr. Darwin. What was all that shit about survival of the fittest? As I gaze around planet earth…looks like dumb fucking luck we are still here…and when twiddle dee & twiddle dum are national political figures…well…our luck has run its course. Hello oblivion.
C. Daniel Boling has a funny song about Darwin Award winners. Heard it on T.J. Star’s Saturday Show on Sunday (YPR). Amazing how many of the ‘pubes seem to resemble prior D.A. recipients.
You couldn’t make this stuff up.
Right down to the name mis-spelling.
And these people want to run the country?
THESE are THEIR elites?
Laverne and Shirley for stupid people-yeah and that show was pretty fucking stupid itself.
Yeah, but, at the same time, no one connected with the show EVER thought they were making “great TV.” Penny, her brother Garry (who created the show), Cindy Williams, Michael McKean (Lenny) and David Lander (Squiggy) all knew the show was just silly fluff entertainment, not intended to be some kind of soapbox or filled with “insight” or “depth.” The show DID occasionally have some genuine moments that were more than just silliness but, for the most part, those moments weren’t there to be *MOMENTS OF IMPORTANCE* but rather just natural outcomes of the stories.
If you don’t get that, you’re, well, your opinion of the show is my opinion of you.
That show made me laugh, what else is important?