Marge and Perry Greene have gone the way of Adam and Eve. Well, sorta. They’re not getting expelled from the Garden of Eden but they have decided that the bonds of holy matrimony are too constrictive — or at least hubby has.

Naturally everybody is dying to know what the straw was that broke the camel-toed husband’s back.

Here’s what is known at this time.

I’m sure all of MAGA malehood is salivating, Marge is going on the market.

What do you think happened?

  1. The wild boar hunt was too much for Perry?
  2. Perry caught Marge sexting with Matt Gaetz?
  3. Perry caught Marge sexting with Lauren Boebert?
  4. Marge is going into business with Madison Cawthorn?
  5. Perry had a DNA test on the kids and things are not as they should be, to put it tactuflly?
  6. Something else, see my note below.

This is going to be comical, six weeks before the midterm election. You know it has to be something pyrotechnic. If this were anything “normal” and it was an amicable split, the two parties would have agreed to wait until after the election. I think that’s pretty much of a no brainer.

So much for the good wife, who says a woman’s identity is being her husband’s wife. I guess that means Marge is now a cipher, at least in evangelical world.

Go make popcorn.

 

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      • Oh, I know that guy. What a nice looking boy. I live in the Free State of Florida
        Yes, it must be a really slow news day. Let me help you with some real factual/documentary entertainment. Enjoy the show folks.
        The Hunter Biden Story… (free full length uncensored).

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          • Hiya Lil,
            I thought we should just shun him but…doxxing seems pretty good as well. I hear all the best rethuglicans are doing it.Goose,gander,pot ,kettle and all that.The whole dishing but can’t take it and whatnot. Let’s send him subscriptions from the Utne reader and it’s ilk!
            *smirk back* 🙂

          • Yes, dox a 70 year retired old man. Oh my, please don’t, is going to destroy me. Buuuwwwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!! What a brainless idiot loser in life.
            Another Typical Lowlife liar.
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        • Hunter Biden is only an issue in the minds of those who can’t face the reality that their orange idol has committed more crimes in his life, especially during his “presidency” than Hunter ever did, and now the piper’s coming to collect his due. Nothing like a little sanctimonious hypocrisy to make a MAG-got feel superior.

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        • Speaking of “slow news days,” jerk. It’s amazing how a person who has NO ties (other than familial) with the government can pique the interest of right-wingers (or reich-wingers, if you prefer) who spent 4 years IGNORING every single conflict of interest (and, with Ivanka, a few highly suspect Chinese “patents” that only came along after Daddy began his run for the White House) involving the Trump mafia.

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        • Guess what? Red states like FL have the worst schools,the highest divorce rate, and the highest teen pregnancy rate . Most of them.get back.more in federal.tax money than they pay in. Blue states are why these red states keep going. Guess which state has the lowest teen prevent and divorce rate? MASSACHUSETTS!

    • Have you and your family done Ok what with the hurricane? Not sure if your part of the state suffered much damage. Obviously you survived–unhurt?

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