Lara Emasculates Eric On Air, It Gets Funnier As She Tries To Be Relatable

Nothing is funnier than when one of the Trumps tries to cop a folksy, “we’re just like you” kind of an attitude. Right, we all live in houses which sell for tens of millions of dollars. That’s perfectly the norm. And those houses all have walk in closets the size of suburban garages and in those closets are handbags which cost as much (if not more) than a normal clerical worker makes working fifty weeks a year. Oh, and speaking of relative fees: I’m quite sure that when Kiimberly Guilfoyle was a prosecutor back in the day that she never got paid sixty grand for a ninety-second introduction at a rally. But she did make that on January 6 when she introduced Donald Trump, who made his now-historic speech about “fight like hell,” before MAGAs stormed the Capitol and Ashli Babbitt breathed her last. But the Trumps are just one of us, right? Right.

How shocking that two liars in desperate, constant need of attention are in an unhappy marriage.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 4, 2024

Now what is hilarious to me are two things: First, her tone of thinly veiled contempt when speaking of Eric. “Let’s give him two things,” like he’s such a total twit. But that’s the only part of this piece that I believe, which is that she is contemptuous of him. She’s made that pretty clear for some time. And the second is that she honestly believes that people don’t know that the filthy rich live very differently from those of us who work for a paycheck? Can she be that stupid or naive?

Here’s a link to a famous Facebook piece, where Eric stands there like a cigar store wooden Indian and hands his wife makeup brushes on command. Nobody knows the significance of this, friends. If you want to throw in your two cents worth of armchair psychology, please feel free. This is “Lara The Star” and aren’t you ladies envious that she has such a devoted husband? Or this is the depth of their marriage and the height of their lives, is her putting on makeup to go to one of Daddy’s shindigs at Bedminster? Again, everybody is agreed that this is some kind of a Rorschach test but what it means, nobody seems to know.

You are absolutely CORRECT!!!!!

— Patrick Whelan (@Patrick82639462) July 5, 2024

That is how it struck me. This is pure bullshit. Their house is 7,771 square feet with marble floors. There are four of them so that averages out to 1,942 square feet per person. And there are five bathrooms in the house. I think they’re living a bit more upscale than the yous and mes. They’ve got a safe room in their little mansion and it’s probably bigger than my apartment. I would guess.

I’m not sure what this relatability ploy is, but my spidey sense is that we should keep an eye on it. Things are not going so well in Trump world and they’re not going so well for the GOP or its standard bearer.

And you know that when all is said and done that whatever is left of the GOP is going to hate the Trumps’ guts. Even though the Republicans got themselves into this mess, that is not what’s going to be remembered. What will be remembered is the name Trump and it will be mud.

Maybe you should build a marble floored mud room, Lara, you might need that.

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