Mike Lindell was born after his time. He really belongs in grade zee 1950’s movies. He could have been — and should have been — part of the cast of Plan 9 From Outer Space. Lindell projects a rare level of self delusion that I’ve only seen once before, from the late Ed Wood, who fancied himself a legitimate film director, soon to be of considerable stature. Like Wood, Lindell fancies that he will soon be taken seriously in his quest to uncover the conspiracy of the Italian satellites feeding false data to The Machines and stealing the 2020 election. Wood and Lindell would have been soul mates.
About the only thing we haven’t seen Lindell do is put on a cashmere sweater and skirt and start barking into a megaphone rather than a microphone. But wait. The day is young. And we don’t know what he’s going to pull in Springfield, Missouri later on this month.
Here’s a sampling of what’s in the utterly batshit clip you are about to see. Don’t do as I did and drink coffee while watching it, you might have a stroke. “I’m at a level you can’t even imagine. They ask me, ‘Who attacked our country? Who has done this? The CCP, the Deep State, the UniParty, the New World Order, the World Order, the Globalists!” Not to mention Mickey and Minnie and Pluto.
The My Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell, goes on a wild non-stop, unhinged rant that you have to see to believe. Warning: It’s exhausting. pic.twitter.com/pjZ5t21k1q
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) August 7, 2022
As you heard, the baad people wayyyy up the ladder are ordering these outlets, “don’t do anything to Mike Lindell because he’s using you to get the word out.”
This is actually starting to make sense. Lindell is a true believer in the Big Lie. That was pretty much determined early on. Other miscreants at the time, such as Rudy Giuliani and Steve Bannon knew it was a show for the rubes and they wanted to see how far it would go. But Lindell bought it. That’s what makes him different. He actually thinks this is real.
The “journalist” in the middle is another one of these guys who reminds me of high school video class. He looks like he’s having a serious reconsideration of his choice of careers right there. I’m thinking that the more experienced anchor took him along to let him at least be in the same room with Mike Lindell and see what that’s like.
From crack head to crack pot. Maybe Lindell can write another book from the prison or mental institution that he ends up in. I’d sure like to see the J6 Committee subpoena his phone records and know who he was talking to on January 6. You well recall how he was strolling through the White House back in the day with a sheaf of papers upon which the words “martial law” were written.
This $hit could get real, Mikey. Just saying.