These folks here have been setting off a LOT of fireworks for weeks now and it was barely 8 today! But when I look in the news, there’s always someone scorching someone, or something else and those HAVE to be some well aimed fireworks. How about the Mango Messiah being asked about Co-President Musk? Or Elon and Vivek *rightly* getting set on fire by MAGA? An illegal now naturalized, immigrant and a child of immigrants. I can’t believe I was cheering them on, especially because Laura Loomer is a horrible person but the fiery twits going back and forth were just fabulous! I kinda wish I’d saved them to read sometime when I was feeling low but nope can’t do that as I don’t twit. I might try the Blue place. Dunno yet but I have assiduously been avoiding social media except for checking FB once or twice a week to keep up with my friends.
I really didn’t want to go into Xitter or Instagram and I’m *really* staying away from “TikTok I’m a clock” for multiple reasons. It would be far too easy to get caught up in things and forgetting about real life, like paying the bills and eating. Influencer? No. Sorry Not Sorry.
But think of all the fun I could be having coming up to the election and even up to now over on Xitter! I’ll bet there are a lot of other conversations geared towards tRump that are swimming just under the surface keeping a low profile till they get outed. And THOSE are absolutely going to be the best!
We could talk about fireworks in the past. Hey Matty! How’s life as a NOT Congresscritter because you jumped the gun and resigned thinking nothing would ever come out into the light of day about your prostitutes, or drug parties, or private transportation or, or or. Remember me? I had GREAT columns that you gave me by being an idiot. And you really got busted when the Ethics committee released the report. Ooooo, scorch the Matty!
Then there are 4 ongoing set of fireworks that I hope get shot down (yes, pretend it’s a clay pigeon), rained out, large quantities of fire extinguisher foam, just FLAT OUT PUT. OUT. Let’s start with the newly discovered, or newly has reached the light of day, Elon Musk’s investments in China and allll that goes with it, including China expecting information in return for their support. And how close is the Muskrat to be getting all that lovely secret information? Co-President Musk, of course. What then is Kash Patel going to be doing in and with the FBI where HE ALREADY HAS A PUBLISHED ENEMY LIST????? Then add Pete Hegseth, who has such a background and so much crap he’s done (hello, sexual assault?) that we pray this fool gets his lights put out by the Senate. And last but not least – Tulsi Gabbard. Who is a known Russian agent and as a friend to Assad. That last little but might not be fractionally as bad as the other anymore, but still, as Director of National Intelligence? We might as well bind all our secrets into a book and hand it to Putin. There’s not going to be one damn bit of secrecy about anything related to him (Hello Ukraine? You are effed and that PISSES ME OFF).
By all that’s holy, and probably unholy, will the Senate please Do Their Job, shove a firework up everyone’s asses that is listed and scorch them OUT OUT OUT. OUTTA HERE!
poetry!
Here in York PA, the fireworks started going off at 3:30 p.m. And did not stop. Can we just send Soon to Mars really, really soon?