Does anyone remember the song that line is from besides me? Ha!
Matt Gaetz caught!
WELL, Mr. Gaetz, the cat is out of the bag now! Part of the Ethics Committee report has shown up in the news, and this is a REALLY bad look for you. Maybe it shouldn’t have been made public but too late now! Let’s start with paying for sex, including a 17-year-old girl? Come on, now, that’s some shizzle. And that’s only the start of the list! Drug parties, other parties, and All. The. Women. This is further proof that even though the Justice Report closed with no action, it doesn’t mean you did NOT do anything, and I think the Ethic Committee’s report just proves it. I wonder if you ever got any sleep with all the things you had going on! You’re going to complain, because you’re no longer a part of the government, so it shouldn’t be released, and methinks the man doth protest too much. I guess it’s more about you being mad because you got busted and the truth is coming out, all those things you didn’t want the world to know are now hanging on the clothesline and that’s some SERIOUS shizzle. Personally, I figure you had to pay for sex since no one would actually care about you, particularly after the obvious plastic surgery. Ew! (Prejudiced? Who, ME?!?!?!?!)
Did you really think that with all that you did, that no one would ever find out? Now *that* is an amount of arrogance you don’t see much of anymore, except for the Mango Messiah, your “fearless” leader, who’s actually more of a blowhard than you are, which is saying something! You always were a Freedom Caucus asshole. Lawdy I can’t stand that group because, like you, they are nothing but TROUBLE. Pretty sure you liked causing trouble, but you don’t like it when trouble comes back on you. It’s rare that something stays secret. You should have learned from the Justice Department report, even though the investigation was closed with no action taken, to keep your mouth shut and your dick in your pants. But you didn’t, and now it’s come out. I wonder *why* they closed that investigation quietly and tucked it away. Then again, maybe you didn’t think you had anything to worry about with the Ethics Committee. Well, no one ever said that you were smart. Certainly *I* never did. You’re just a pain in the ass and a rabble rouser that is now a defunct member of Congress, and that’s a good thing! The country has enough problems (with worse and worse problems to come) without you being a jerk, without you blowing hot air, without you having your hand up under a woman’s skirt. EW again. (Still prejudiced.) Oh wait, it doesn’t matter anymore. You can do anything you want to.
However, I still cringe to think about what you might do now. If we’re (not) lucky we won’t see you stick around for long, but that would be too much to hope for *cough*cough*. But actually, it won’t matter for your new job. You can be someone else’s rabble rouser. I’m sure that the young men (who don’t know any better) admire you. Still can’t understand it, though. Must be the partying hard, pay women for sex, life in the fast lane. You show that it can be done – except it always comes back when you certainly don’t want it to. My heart breaks for you … NOT. Have a good life (ha, ha, ha).
Guy is such a pimp. I read he is considering running for a seat in the Senate.
Why the outrage? We just elected a adjudicated RAPIST as president!!!!! Mattie is just Trump lite!
….it was sarcasm. And glee.
Here’s the song, rock version
Thank you!
I first thought it was reference to Don Henley’s “Dirty Laundry” considering he was busted with a teenaged girl (16) and cocaine in 1980. Another don’t ask don’t tell defense about the age of female involved.
He’s obviously a deeply insecure person, brought up without proper parenting or moral guidance. If all the thrillseeking mindless relationship-less sex didn’t show that, then the latest plastic surgery confirms it. He’s got enough money to pay for proper, subtle appearance improvements but he’s settled for Walmart quality ‘pile it on’ cheap surgery that’s left him looking like he’s about to burst his skin. He wasn’t capable of real emotions anyway, so does it matter that now he can’t express them any way?
His appearance exposes the republican ‘conservative’ way. They know they aren’t the ‘real thing’, and never will be, but using their wealth they think they can by a good simulacrum of being one. They buy themselves the version of themselves they think others see.
Except in Gaetz’ place he was too cheap to do that properly, he has even tried to cheat himself of an improved version of himself. No wonder he’s failed at it, as he’s failed at everything else.
I read this 6 times and decided I didn’t have a response to you except “WOW.” Thank you for the comment!
A song for Beavis!