Some companies are born to greatness, some companies achieve greatness, some companies have greatness thrust upon them. The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Company is in the third category. They were merely minding their own business, doing landscaping, and either a GPS foul up on the part of Rudy Giuliani, or the ignorance of an aide who didn’t know that “Four Seasons” meant the hotel of that name, pushed them into the limelight in the last days of Donald Trump’s regime. It was the perfect ending for an ignominious administration, that ended with violence at the nation’s capitol. Rudy Giuliani gave up the ghost of Donald Trump’s reelection campaign, wedged between a crematorium and a sex shoppe. There is no Hollywood writer that could have written a better ending. Now, Four Seasons Landscaping is looking to get back on the political radar again.
“I did not have sectional relations with that couch” – JD Vance@BobMage70323520 👍🏽
— Travis Matthew (@Matthewtravis08) August 5, 2024
Its time JD comes clean and tells the world about the child he doesn't claim… pic.twitter.com/ndjWx8YNRT
— Allen Michael (@LiberalForce) August 5, 2024
There is kind of a resemblance, doncha think? J.D.’s mascara with the blue eyes and all. I can see it. Of course, I might be flashing back on acid dropped in the 70’s, but if that’s the case, maybe the entire past nine years have been a hallucination. And I would completely believe that, but there are thousands of you that show up here every single day and tell me that you’re seeing the same thing.
Four Seasons should at least send Rudy a fruit basket for the free publicity he’s given them over the years. And maybe local Democrats can have an election victory party there, J.D. Vance couch and all. And they can play this and dance.
While we’re being totally juvenile, here’s another. And mind you, J.D. Vance has been in politics two years and at the presidential level two weeks and this is where he stands. Or sits. Or fornicates, or some combination.
😫😫😫 pic.twitter.com/5oEhHggqzm
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 1, 2024
Isn’t that something? It was July 15, just a touch over two weeks ago, that J.D. Vance got named by Trump as his vice presidential candidate and already he’s an SNL sketch. He admitted that he runs his own Twitter account and is therefore responsible for the tweet about the “woman who got violated by a dolphin and enjoyed it.” And the couch comment, true or not, has taken on a life of its own. Remember, Lizzie Borden was acquitted of the murder of her parents, but she’s remembered for the murder, not the acquittal.
Happy 40th birthday, J.D. And my present to you? A suggestion that you read a book entitled “Everything Trump Touches Dies.” If there’s ever a sequel. you’ll be part of it.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
It’s late and my mind is too fried to do a J.D. Vance version of the Lizzie Borden poem (Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother forty whacks) but someone should try. And remember that old black & white movie about Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte and the song she was taunted with? Chop Chop, Sweet Charlotte? That’s another one ripe for rewriting. Yep, Vance is a young enough guy this is going to haunt him for decades. Worse, it will get a mention in any history accounts of his life.
They found Lizzie’s father dead on a couch with his head stove in with an axe. Just saying JD. Be careful or it may be titled Hillbilly Eulogy.