You’ve probably heard that Casey DeSantis is vying to be the next Jackie Kennedy and she and Ronny are going to create Republican Camelot. The photo above is where she’s starting. You know the old expression, “It’s not where you start, it’s where you finish.” Casey has a long way to go. Hubby Ron chimed in recently that his wife already would be a cover girl if it wasn’t for cultural prejudice.

A couple of thoughts, Ron: 1. The LGBTQ community is very influential in the fashion world. 2. Since you make it clear how much you hate their rainbow colored guts, maybe that has something to do with this attitude?

Now here’s probably what’s eating at Casey. Melania has been a cover girl.

That’s what Melania was doing in 2002. She married Trump in January of 2005.

This magazine, Front, is now defunct as is the magazine which did the famous nude spread of Melania, back in 1997. Maybe she’s like hubby, maybe every magazine she touches dies. It’s a good thing she didn’t get on the cover of Vogue.

In all events, Melania was never a supermodel and this is the kind of modeling she did. And that would be fine, if it wasn’t lied about with all this gloss of “supermodel” a role she never held, any more than she speaks five languages.

In any event, Melania, too, had aspirations to be the next Jackie Kennedy and you see how that worked out. Now along comes Casey DeSantis.

It’s going to be a long primary. But we may get a few laughs.

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  1. Governors’ wives don’t make the cover of fashion magazines. That is an honor generally reserved for First Ladies of the United States. See Ron-ron, you actually have to be elected president before cinderella there gets on the cover of one of the biggie mags. And if by some chance our nation is so cursed as to have you, ever, as president, I suggest you tell wifey to ditch the princess outfit. Such outfits are for very little girls, drag queens, kids working at Disney, and for clueless twats who don’t realize just what year it is let alone what century. Hell, I know queen liz wore gloves but F.F.S. she hadn’t worn the ones damned near up her arms since….hell decades ago.

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    • Gloves that length are for formal wear – not for something casual. She’s dressed inappropriately for that occasion, and form what I’ve heard, she’s done it often.

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  2. She’s not unattractive. I’d even say she’s pretty but not head turning “wow” level. And I say that as a guy who since I can remember had a “thing” not just for brunettes but women with black hair in particular. (Ok, the ideal was black hair and fair skin but black hair has always caught my eye) Height, boob size etc. didn’t “get” me so much as black hair. I think as a guy I’m being fair with objectifying the gal’s attractiveness which is why as I’ve read even people on our side of the aisle at least praise her beauty after seeing pics of her I’ve always thought “What? What’s the big deal?”

    That pic of her an hubby got me to thinking again though. For the first time I noted that she was wearing WHITE rubber boots too. SHE is reportedly his “go to” person for EVERYTHING regarding his campaign including his image. That means she thought it would be great, a “cute” thing for the two of them to wear matching boots. Given the amount of mocking those boots have inspired (even conservatives taking potshots!) you’d think ole Ron might start to question his wife’s savvy as a campaign manager!

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  3. They are basically wearing the same “uniform”—-pristine white knee-boots, jeans, dark blue vests, white shirts. I guess it’s what they believe the “little people” wear while working and they’ll blend in/”be one of the guys”. Watch: they do tend to dress in what they consider appropriate to the venue/audience, and both are just slightly out-of-tune/not with it.

  4. Seems to me she is dressed like a Disney princess. shouldn’t someone let her know? Or is DEsantis going after the mouse because like in Highlander “ there can be only one” Disney princess and it’s his wife. White opera gloves in broad daylight?

  5. She’s obviously been going through old Life magazines to copy the Jackie look. The problem is this isn’t 1960 and her husband is no JFK. The weird thing here is that caped evening gowns with elbow-length gloves and calf-length hem lines were somewhat avante-garde liberal back then. Today they are deep retro conservative and seem to appeal to white males who want to return to a time when wives were subservient homemakers and hostesses dutifully attending to the needs of their husbands. We’ve come a ways since then, and I suspect there are rather a lot of women voters out there who don’t want to turn the clock back.

  6. Note to Ron: A couple of other possible ways for Casey to get on “every fashion magazine”:

    1) Have her come out as a transwoman.

    2) Be a stylish A-list entertainer that people want to emulate.

    3) Know the difference between high-fashion and camp drag. (Probably wouldn’t hurt her to watch some “Drag Race”–especially the fashion challenges when the queens are asked to create something approaching haute couture from fairly simple items like shower curtains and throw rugs.)

  7. I just recalled the time Louise Linton posed wearing gloves.

    Now you surely didn’t expect her to actually TOUCH a dollar bill with her bare hands??????

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