I Believe Mary Trump. Here’s Why.
Yeah, yeah, we did it. So what? We pre-ordered Marty Trump's book last night. Nota Bene I have steadfastly refused to pick up a single one...
For God’s Sake, Just Call It What It Is!
After weeks of skull sessions and endless meetings, the Trump White House is finally ready to roll out their new media messaging strategy to...
The Mutiny of “The Bounty”
When the history of the 2020 election is written, it is the story broken by the New York Times, chronicling the scheme hatched by...
Only 11 More Shopping Days ‘Til Christmas
Eat and drink, be of good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year
Not for me, no sir. If as I expect, in another...
Are You Ready For The Trump “Crash?”
These are people, I swear, when they put one foot forward, they have absolutely NO idea of what to do with the other foot ...
The Textbook Definition Of “Illegitimacy”
You know, whenever I look at the latest outrage of El Pendejo Presidente or his administration, my mind immediately goes back to one of...
Will The GOP Finally Take Their Last “Off Ramp?”
After more than 3 1/2 painfully long years, it is finally time for the GOP to make the ultimate decision. What do you do,...
Roger Stone Is Running Out Of Time
That Brain is a real pain in the ass. He's always sniffing around, like a dog.  Escape From New York
I chose that quote for...
Crank, Meet Bill Barr. Bill Barr, Step on crank.
Stupid is as stupid does  Mama Gump
Lord, I am weary. These walking ass gaskets have been at this for 3 1/2 years now, and...
Tickets Required. Common Sense Optional.
Well, tonight's the big night, and ya know what? Fuck 'em. Every last man jackin' one of 'em. And the horse they rode in...
















