Um, Officers? Since You’re Obviously Not Listening
Consider this your official warning, You're ALL under the microscope! And it's going to get a helluva lot worse before it gets better, so the sooner...
Join the Trump Army. Get a Cool Hat. Maybe Kill Some...
The Sturmabteilung, or "brownshirts," were formed as the Nazi Party's first paramilitary group. They protected Nazi officials, including Adolf Hitler and Erich Rohm, fought with...
Why Is THIS Time So Different?
I can't stop asking myself that question. Why George Floyd? Why now? There's nothing original or different here. Cops kill an unarmed black man...
How Many Freakin’ Canaries Does ONE Lousy Coal Mine Need Anyway?
I don't mind using that phrase A canary in the coal mine, because it's clean, simple, and accurate. The meaning is obvious, a largely unexpected...
I Think It Has Finally Broken Through
If you sling words around like frisbees all day to make a buck or two like I do, and if you've spent the last...
SMACKDOWN!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, this was not what El Pendejo Presidente was anticipating. Right now I can only envision Donald Trump prowling around the White House...
THAT Was Your Best Miscalculation Yet, Numbus Nuttus
Yesterday's performance by El Pendejo Presidente was without doubt one of the most brilliant exhibitions of self obsessed narcissism I've ever seen. Like a...
The Worst Response Possible. Here Come Those “Unintended Consequences” Again
Sweet Jesus, can't I leave you guys alone for 5 little minutes? I unplug the set at 2 pm on Wednesday to start our...
Everything Wrong with this Country in One Tweet
This:
https://twitter.com/SMACBALL728/status/1173394471880482816
I am not even talking about Trump's tweet. That's what he does. It is the second one, that is the one killing us, and...
On 9-11, the “President” Tweets About His Greatness, Polls, Media
Have we become so numbed that this goes without surprise, never mind outrage? On the calendar day that we remember others' sacrifices, and within...
