Oooh, Look Out! The House GOP Has A PLAN This Time!...
Another day, another dysfunctional day on the Workbench of Misfit Toys. Democratic representative Jamie Raskin summed up the differences between the two parties when...
George Santos Goes Into Screaming Meltdown Concurrent With Jordan Winning Nomination
Let history record that there was a time in our republic when mentally unstable people began showing up as legislators in our House and...
Bobo Cawthorned. Details Emerge Of Shouting At Court During Divorce, High...
Unsurprisingly, Lauren Boebert does even her divorce in an oddball way. The eccentric is the norm for her. This time, the Colorado Sun is...
“America Wants Me!” Gym Jordan’s Delusion of Grandeur
Congress' #1 Flaming-sh*t-bomb-thrower "Gym Jordan has convinced himself HE is the person American demands as Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, the second...
Georgia Rep. Austin Scott Running For Speaker, Calls Out MAGA “Grifters”
We have all known that an unknown was going to run for Speaker Of The House and behold, out of obscurity comes seventh-term Georgia...
Life Imitates Art. GOP Speaker Fight Edition
I know, I know. You're asking yourself, Murf, come on dude, what for could you possibly have in mind to grace the current GOP...
Scalise Drops Out GOP In Freefall. Here’s What Happens Now
This story is moving faster than a hummingbird on meth's wings. Damn. Just this morning, Charlie Sykes was saying that the potential election of...
Boebert Critiques Biden’s Rescue Of Americans While Squatting On Smoke Break
This is Lauren Boebert in a nutshell, what you are about to read. I hope Adam Frisch makes good use of this moment in...
“Speaker Jeffries” 5 Votes Shy, Scalise’s 107. Something’s Gotta Give
If you read my earlier piece today on the frozen House, you read that Charlie Sykes characterized Hakeem Jeffries becoming Speaker as "fanfiction." While...
Two Wars Aflame, But the ‘Crazed Slavering Jackal Caucus’ Lasted Two...
The Congressional Record for today will reflect that the House of Representatives remained in session for all of two minutes. Isn't that splendid? And...
