Jeez, it's almost amazing what a week of getting a bucket of shit dumped on your head by everybody but your mother will do do to clear your vision. And under pressure, once again Squeaker Cavein McCarthy has proven...
McCarthy pal Patrick McHenry who ole Kevin designated to be his stand in as Speaker Pro Tempore in case he was "unavailable" (getting voted out of his Speakership sure as hell qualifies) has been the butt of jokes for...
You know, if you forget the humiliation of having to spend 8-10 hours a day for four straight days sitting in the well of the House, while the same 30 snakes kept rubbing your nose in your political impotence,...
You know, when you're born rich and spoiled, grow up rich and spoiled, and have the kind of looks that Hollywood producers hire for college comedies to show what total *ssholes rich frat pledges are, you get an ego....
Hey! Matt Gaetz! You just won the Stupor Bowl! What are you going to do now?!  I'm going to Disney World! I just LOVE It's a Small World, and I can ride it as much as I want!
before I get to...
Next to "it gets worse" the other oft-written line around here is "you can't make this stuff up." No, this comes strictly from Reality, the Great Screenwriter In The Sky. Nobody can hold a match, let alone a candle,...
It's a bad idea for people who are standing on thin ice to start pouring hot water everywhere, but apparently Kevin McCarthy didn't get the memo. You have doubtlessly seen the negative quotes from the New York Times, which...
Maybe the saga of Jim Jordan's quest for the Speaker's gavel will have a black comedy twist and the Democrats could be running the lower chamber. That is a distinct possibility and no joking matter. Jordan's plan at this...
This is what happens when you've got clowns with flamethrowers running the House of Representatives and a Chief Bozo who doesn't care what he has to promise to whom in order to gain power. Kevin McCarthy agreed to a...
I have one quick bit of advice for House Squeaker Cavein McCarthy, Get to know who your friends are, fool! News Tip: You had it right on the floor of the House, when you blamed Traitor Tot. But because you're a spineless...
