Squeaker McCarthy Blinks, And Slams The Brakes On Tucker Carlson. Exploding MAGA Heads To Follow

Jeez, it’s almost amazing what a week of getting a bucket of shit dumped on your head by everybody but your mother will do do to clear your vision. And under pressure, once again Squeaker Cavein McCarthy has proven himself to be a spineless coward.

According to new reporting on The Hill, following a nonstop week of derision, condemnation, and threats from reputable news outlets, Kreepy Kevin has pulled the plug on Tucker Carlson’s planned Scamapalooza.

Republican leaders are emphasizing that no clips will be broadcast without prior security clearance while accusing Democrats of neglecting the same precautions during the investigation by the House select committee last year — a charge the Democrats quickly rejected.

This is going to be a major bummer for FUX News prime time traitor Fucker Carlson, who had been teasing his audience with the promise of starting to air the footage this week from the Capitol riot. There’s just one problem. Carlson doesn’t have the footage. According to reporting, Carlson went to DC last week to view the footage, but he didn’t actually obtain any.

McCarthy tried to pull a neat one, telling the media that FUX News had no intention of airing any footage that showed safe rooms or escape routes, and were working with Capitol Police for clearance.

Then, being a lame toady, he pulled a typical lame ass toady move by complaining that the J6 Committee had no such compunctions in airing whatever footage they chose in their hearings. Ignoring the fact that more than a week ago the Chairman, Bennie Thompson told reporters that all footage shown was pre cleared by the Capitol police.

McCarthy has a problem here, a severe professional one, and he knows it. The whole idea of leaking the footage to Carlson before anybody even knew that he did it was to give him time to rush to the air with the exclusive. But now his element of surprise is gone. He’s pissed it away, just like every other half ass dick move he pulls.

McCarthy’s problem is the Freedom of Information Act. If McCarthy offers it to FUX, it can’t be classified. But those videos belong to We the People, and not Kevin McCarthy. CNN, NBC, CBS, and ABC are already threatening to go to court to get access to every second of footage FUX News has access to. And they’ll get it.

When Squeaker McCarthy’s perfidy became public, Machine Gun Margie proudly proclaimed that This is why she backed McCarthy for Speaker in the first place! Obviously the lazy lout didn’t bother to spend a couple of hours looking over McCarthy’s history. Let’s see what she says now that her grand plan has come a cropper, and FUX News isn’t going to lead to some grand Trump- clearing conspiracy fest.

House Squeaker Cavein McCarthy is a perpetual fuck up. Because he stands for nothing, and believes in nothing but securing his own power, he is incapable of the cognitive thought process required to pull off even the simplest scam. But never forget this. It only takes one dissatisfied GOP House member to bring his reign to an end. And he’s already on borrowed time.