Trump’s Solution: Buy A Tesla, Soon We Won’t Have “A Fake...
Donald Trump says we live "in a fake economy." He, however, monarch and economic genius that he is, is going to get us into...
Trump’s Eggs Are (Finally) Going Down – Prices, That Is
Y’all. Yes, you read that headline correctly. The price of eggs dropped 12.7% last month. Honestly and truly, they did! Maybe, just maybe, we’re...
Bottoming Out
Dusting is a great example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next...
Uh oh. Musk Is Ghosting Mikey
Delusions of omniscience and grandeur always crash to the ground hard. It's only a question of when that happens, not if. Mike Johnson saw...
Hang On, Bessent Just Admitted We’re In A Recession
Mark this day well. It's November 2, 2025. Yes, it's Daylight Savings Time, yes the Dodgers did something incredible in the World Series and...
Explosion Time, WSJ Just Took Powell’s Side Over Trump’s
Mad King Donald is very predictable. This is why bookies lay odds on his next move, precisely because Donald is so simple minded and...
Cuomo Says Trump Will “Need an Army” to Walk NYC Streets...
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D-Screw You, Trump) drew a line in the sand after Donald Trump threatened to gut federal funding for "lawless" and...
News Flash Boomers: Your “Benefit Hammock” Makes You Welfare Queen
If you're looking for gaslighting, confirmation hearings are the perfect place to go. The hearings are where gaslighting is raised to an artform. This...
An Economic Bellwether In Texas, $25 For A Turkey Leg
You don't need to be psychic to be predicting an economic downturn of significant proportion in the very near future. Just take a look...
Hypocrisy-R-Us
El Pendejo Presidente is so funny when he's desperate! And you can always judge the degree of desperation by just how over the top he goes with his...
